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Tavi4


Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

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  • 431 weeks
    Update on Matt

    Hello to all of Matt's friends. I am Gabby, Matt's housemate/friend/something.

    I thought I should have a look on here to see what he was talking about when he mentioned fimfiction, and I found that he had a password and stuff on his computer (don't worry, I didn't steal it). I'm not sure if I'm doing it right but I thought I could make a blog about how Matt's doing now that he's left.

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    49 comments · 1,403 views
  • 436 weeks
    I'm Off.

    I am most glad to have found time for this blog at last!

    I am leaving FIMFiction, and I'm so happy that I can now free myself from whatever burden it caused, along with everything else of my old self.

    See, I have found what I could not see for years, and years, and years. I have found love. And not a sloppy, simpering love, but a true love; that being, the love of God!

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  • 437 weeks
    Drink With Me

    For my fellows:

    Drink with me to days gone by
    Sing with me the songs we knew.

    Here's to pretty girls who went to our heads.

    Here's to witty girls who went to our beds.

    Here's to them and here's to you.

    Drink with me to days gone by

    Can it be we fear to die?
    Will the world remember us when we fall?
    Could it be our deaths mean nothing at all?

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  • 438 weeks
    Update: The Murder Of Prince Blue Blood.

    Right, I understand that this story appears to be stagnant at the present time, and I apologise to those who were enjoying it. Truth be know, it is.

    Now, if any of you have full time jobs that demand the vast majority of your time, you may understand just why the story has not been added to for an inordinate amount of time; perhaps even an unacceptable amount of time.

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  • 438 weeks
    Save me.

    After much indecision, I have at last concluded to fall upon the ineffable wisdom of my FIM Fiction companions and fellows concerning a subject that has rattled me considerably. Yes. I, Tavi, rattled.

    The reason for this is, I believe, a worthy one to be rattled by. It is because of these:

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Nov
14th
2015

Incarceration. · 4:59am Nov 14th, 2015

Be as brutally honest as you please. It will be met with amenity (this is a good thing, for those who are apprehensive).

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Comments ( 54 )

I imagine you getting arrested for giving someone a crippling injury for hurting someone you care about.

3541240
In what sense?

For saying something you shouldn't have in a foreign country about the occupying government,

3541246
I think your friend would have to suffer a physical injury or a deep emotional scar to provoke you to a physical response.

Or were you asking about what sort of crippling injury given?
Broken bones and internal hemorrhaging come to mind. You seem to prefer an intellectual riposte but everyone has a breaking point and the farther you have to push to find it; the harder the hammer falls.

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That is likely the most accurate of all those to come.

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It would be a broken wrist, if anything.

Stabbing someone who crossed your ultimate line.

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My ultimate line being?

3541273 Killing something you actually care about deeply.

3541273 The line at which those who cross it become something less than human. Something that exists only to be destroyed. Something even more repulsive than the ugliest of household pests.

Where that line is for you, only you know. Even if you don't know where it is now, you will know when somebody crosses it. Then once you know they crossed it, they shall not live to see the next moonrise.

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Now Cynical, this may be one of the coldest things that you have, and likely will, hear me divulge, but that would not quite be my ultimate line. True, it would be a considerably angering line, but not my ultimate line. My ultimate line would be either having someone remove a great deal of my money, forcibly or placidly, or being under the false accusation of murder.

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Bill Shorten.

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That could lead to a myriad of thing. So by your first story murder. Simply due to the fact that evidence can be forged or planted

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Most likely.

For attending a UN meeting and verbally massacring everyone with scathing wit

Hell if I knew, but I would probably laugh.

3541304 What? Did I reference something I have no memory of knowing about by mistake/chance or something?

3541300 Understandable... I'd be more pissed about a family member/friend being killed, but I get you.

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Quite. I would bring a distinct lack of unity.

hmm, attempting a genocide on someones people because they tried a genocide on your people.

To me it the crime was pickpocketing

3541400
What? That's ridiculous.

3541404 waht the chick looks like a mischeifous thief to me.

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It's a male, Paladium.

3541404 what the chick looks like a mischeifous thief to me.

3541416
No no, it's a male.

Murder and arson. Nailed a neighbor's doors and windows shut set the house on fire and watched as the tried to get out?

Repeated, uncontested wins at Jeapordy, resulting in the hosts suspecting you of cheating

Uhm....This is harder that I thought....Uhm.....I don't know maybe shoplifting?

TLP

I have a feeling it would involve your intellect and the Stock Market.

Aggravated Assault.

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Hear hear to that.

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No, that would be far too uncivilised.

Copyright issues, but to he honest I think you're smart enough to cover up a murder or theft.

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I'd rather not.

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That is a peasant's crime.

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Most likely.

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I doubt I would be imprisoned for that if we were invaded.

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I wouldn't do that.

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I would be able to cover up copyright infringement, also.

3541381 wouldnt the first genocide be homicide?

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Ha. Ha. Amusement. Public nudity would only be the case if I was sleep walking, and that would likely be the only cause.

3543699 What if you were forced to do it?!

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