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A few years ago at the bookstore I paid for this lady's books randomly then faced the dudes in the store and said, 'And that gentlemen is how you pick up chicks'. Then I winked at the lady and moonwalked out of the door.
Learn from your sempai kiddies. ^0^
Note: I am a straight female. This was done to school the boys around me in the ways of lurve.
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You're so wise senpai! :D
3534181 I am glad that I can pass on my wisdom to all of those around me.
..........
Wisdom in its purest! *bows*
3534251 I am glad I could impart my infinite wisdom in the goofiest way possible. It is my sincerest pleasure to do so every time.
3534186 Senpai? What things other than books can you buy for a girl to impress her?
That's one way to do it, another way is how my uncle does it. Walk around with a dog one and a half the size of your hand while dressed your casual best and pretend to be strait for five minutes. I'm not joking he does this nearly all the time, they only find out he's 90% gay when he starts talking about what they have on and how it matches their make up and accessories.
3534296 Listen well my Little Taco, for I am going to give you lessons on ways to impress the ladies.
Buy them books and food. Especially chocolate. But really any sweets will do. But don't limit yourself to just that. Girls love to eat. Basically if you give books books and food, you'll capture their hearts every time. ^_- They aren't really as complicated as they pretend to be.
3534299 Yes, having a cute animal next to you does tend to increase your chances at success. :P
3534310 Well goddamn! I was taught wrong my entire life! Thank you senpai!
3534315 Then I shall conquer the world with cute little critters, who would dare try to stop me then?
3534318 Stick with me Little Taco, and I shall teach you how to get all of the ladies. ^0^
3534321 Yay!
Then can I use my army of ants and pelicans to rule the world?
3534323 Sure. The world needs more ants and pelicans in charge. :p
3535179 Yay!
And then Hedgehogs can rule the world! :D
3535482 All the animals, trees, rocks, and fantasy creatures can be our overlords.
3535509 No. Hedgehogs.
3535511 Those too.
3535515 Just Hedgehogs. Sonic will rule us all!
3535517 But all of nature is already in charge.
Nature is our overlord.
3535523 But.... But Sonic.
3535525 Sonic is an overlord too because he is part of nature.
3535530 Yay!
3535533
3535541 Wyoming? More like I'm-Going-Home-Ing! XD HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hahaha-am-am I fired...?
3535546 Nope. You get a vacation to Equestria. Have fun.
3535547 Yay! I get to spend time with my
waifusfavorite ponies! :D3535559 Have fun with your waifus.
3535585 W-Waifus? What are you talking about senpai?
I don't have any waifus, what do you mean? I don't have any. So don't check my page, because I totally don't have a box talking about my waifu! WHO DOESN'T EXIST!!! 
Hehehehe........
3535587 Have fun with your waifus who don't exist.
3535592 Okay.
I will! Because they don't exist! Hehe.... Of course I don't have a waifu. Why would I have one?
3535596 I have many waifus. They are all anime men or male game characters.
Like Phoenix Wright for example. 
3535602 Oh. Having waifus is normal? Well I've got one too.
She is best waifu.
3535608 I have a male harem built of smexy anime, cartoon, comic boook, manga, and video game characters. ^0^ Because that is normal too.
3535614 Oh thank GOD! Now I feel less self conscious of my female harem of waifus! Thank GOD! I feel so much better now.
3535617 Do not worry Little Taco. This is very normal. Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.
3535625 Oh thank GOD! I feel so much better now. Thank you senpai.
3535627 You are quite welcome. ^0^
3535628 Now I can finally come out into the open with my female waifu harem! :D .... Later.
3535630 I'm so proud of you. ^0^
3535631 Yay!
Senpai approves of harems!
3535637 Mostly imaginary ones. :P
3535644 Oh..........................................................................................................................
3535645 I can have my dreams that all of the smexy men in zee universe belong to me. I can have...my dreams.
3535647 And can I have my dreams of all the smexy women belonging to me?
3535652 Yes indeed. ^0^
3535654 Yay!
Now I can relive myself. 
By: getting a glass of water and whetting my thirst.
3535658 I like water. ^0^
3535667 Here you go.
*Gives you a glass of water*
3535670 I have a little song for you. ^0^
3535674 I LOVE THAT SONG!
Best song of the entire goddamn show! 10/10! 10/10! 100/100 BEST SONG BEST SONG!!!! 