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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 173 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 239 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 255 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 267 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 293 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Oct
27th
2015

Thinking... · 5:09pm Oct 27th, 2015

So I'm thinking about breaking down and trying my hand/hoof/claw/tentacle/appendage at writing an 'adult fiction'. I don't know what characters I would use, I don't have any idea for a premise (outside of the plot of a bad porno, like a pizza delivery pony or a pool cleaner or broken down carriage or something equally trashy), I don't even know where it would happen... I don't even know what kind of fetishes I should have in it if I do take the time and effort to write one...

I know it wouldn't be a rape fantasy, because eww. No scat or vore or watersports or anything of that nature because even more eww. No weird sizes or anything, because I'm not Megapone.

I don't know... I did have the horrific idea to have the 'ohmahgawsh a sale' pony from Canterlot Boutique, but like I said, horrific.
If you don't know what pony that is, here:

Yes, horrific.

I guess I could do a comedy/crackfic clopfic, but that would be weird...

Tell me what you think I should do.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
13:9_27/10/2015

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