The Friendship Games movie RANT · 2:45am Oct 15th, 2015
I want to talk about this movie, this movie is so bad makes me mad.
I have let it go, so I'll put here my blog what pissed me off the most because I have vent somewhere so why not here where sure I'm nobody will read it.
So this movie start with this version of Twilight let's call her Scientist Twilight (or ST for short) making amulet kept in mind this amulet something she made herself. Spike is there too but it is the actually dog version.
Human Cadence comes I don't like her design so moving on she wants Twilight to meet Principal Cinch Twilight thinks it has to do her going another school. A school where she will be alone. Cadence is like well can't you give friendship a chance. Really because it's not like your school filled with a butch a**hole who only cares about competition. Why not encourage her to go somewhere else where she could makes friends.
ST sings a bland I want song I'm sorry wasn't the first season finale about breaking that Disney model and now we have a song that is just any other I want song Disney princess song. Joy I watched the deleted song it’s a little better but that’s too character deep already so better delete it.
Then ST meets up with there's way at all this is villain Principal Cinch, So she wants Twilight to join the friendship games because Canterlot High School is doing well in sports keep this in mind. Why is this problem because you might lose seriously? If you have good competition and you beat them that makes your reputation better. If you go against a school with a bad competition and beat them it don’t makes your reputation better it makes your school even worse.
Her brother is there to encourage to join a sport completion which he himself, says she not good at sports. What? Also you’re graduated for this school why do you care whether this school is number one that you shouldn’t care. Don’t give me it’s because of school spirit. No, once you’re graduate from high school you should not care about your school anymore.
By way the guys, here’s a free tip if there’s a girl you like. You should totally stare at them awkwardly for long time, females love that kind thing (please don’t do this unless you want a resisting order)
So now you meet the new characters and yeah they’re about as interesting as burned toast. All expect for Sour Sweet I think this human’s bipolar and needs to seek help.
So yeah everyone hates Twilight because it’s like not the movie made crystal clear the students in Crystal Prep were selfish, and a**holes oh wait!
So Twilight goes to investigate the magic she meets the main six she sucks Rarity’s magic into the amulet ( then adds Sunset Shimmer’s power in there). They discover she’s this world Twilight. Then Principle Celestia is like you make sure that magic stuff don’t happen in friendship games alright cool. Yes Celestia make sure you assign something nobody knows about or able to control to Sunlight Slimmer who doesn’t know either, brilliant! (I’m being sarcastic)
Oh goody gum drops another song it’s just as bland as the other one hooray! Wait hold you so you’re saying because we faced worse more before the school got nothing on you. And by we you mean you and your friends, the rest of school did nothing. Yes, let’s remind people about only a small percent of the school able to help in a crisis well the rest of them are useless. Also one point for Snips and Snips not being in this movie.
After that Luna basically says the same thing, and you can’t anything about this because…
Hmmm adding pressure making our main star go into direst it seems like we been through this before it’s probably nothing.
So on the games and their not exciting, I mean I could care less about the completion. When most of those people had little to no characterization at all.
So The main Six and the other team moves on, hey everyone remember that short with Lyra and Bon and Bon, I bet you were thinking they going to something really cool in the games. But no they have one line of dialog and that’s it. So that short was pointless Thanks friendship games!
So then Pinkie says that Sunset she can handle this Mmm sorry don’t something like this happen in the previous movie. In fact most of Sunset is basically what Twilight went through in the seconds movie so why aren’t they helping her all.
So they go on game Why? This evil horrible women cares about winning more than, their world possible collapsing, and does not care about the students well being. I say forfeit the game and let them win I mean seriously you can’t contain magic anyway. Also is your school winning really worth the world?
So Twilight talks to Fluttershy and I have no problem with this scene it’s a nice moment, so then Spike get caught and speak.
She got Pinkie’s power ok how does this device work? I mean this something Twilight builds, from technology. We got from the other movie that magic can work with technology
It what happen afterward that PO’s me so by this point what ST could leave the amulet at home, or try to destroy it. She saw what it did, any scientist worth their salt would quit when they saw and stop quickly or leave somewhere or bury it. Now if the movie built this up and Twilight was like I want to know, consciences be damned. This never built up in any way.
So why does Twilight become evil because she does know what it does? I mean in Sunset Shimmer it kind of makes sense. Sunset want of power made her into that she demon. Ok Twilight because her desire of knowledge, so what movie saying that knowledge is bad? It makes no sense
And that what I have against this movie.
You remember how bronies were scared that MLP would become the Twilight show. Well what I think happened in these movie everyone other than Sunset Shimmer got hit with the stupid stick, that including ST. Did we learn anything more with the other main six no. Is the magic explained much no. In conclusion.
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!!!!
3790820 I don't hate EQG, the first one was just meh, and I don't hate Flash Sentry. Yes I know. I am not the kind of people who hates things easily, you have really piss me out, for me to hate it.
I liked Rainbow Rocks and the songs. Even one of songs has one of the worst lyics I ever heard in my life.
Seriously Fluttershy why would you write that!
The songs in friendships were just bland.
The biggest problem I have with FG ( friendship games) is that noone other than Sunset and Twilight had any charather growth and that is not make good writing. The basic rule of ruling when you have multiple charathers you can not just ignore the other characters, Yes this has been a thing in MLP episodes before but that's okay that is an episode. This is a movie!