Oct
3rd
2015
Schedule · 4:09pm Oct 3rd, 2015
I'm not great at keeping one.
In the meantime today, now that I have a new part of When They Come up for you, I feel like it's about time I posted some new Anonpencil Writes Drunk stuff. I have a few pieces I'm thinking of that I've already done, or I could write some new small oneshit.
Haven't decided on that one yet, to be honest. Would be open to suggestions.
Revitalize something old, fun, and distressing, or write something new, shorter, and distressing?
The choice is your and your alone! And watch out for the temple guards, they get a little gropey.
Also...it was Wuten's birthday last night, he read TWO of my stories on stream (thaaaank you) and I drew him a thing. I can art sometimes...
-Pencil
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Goddammit Anon, this is why we can't have nice things.
If you're hurting for content, why don't you combine Letterhead and Twilight Can't Into Words into one narrative, maybe with a few more short, related vignettes of Anon fucking with Spergle. Or maybe post that horrible monstrosity A Rare Show of Generosity. I haven't been able to clop to that travesty yet, but I'm still trying.
I keep trying to find the like button but its nowhere to be seen on blog posts, so here is an up arrow thing ^. You made me google emetophilia. I hope that makes your day brighter.
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IT DOES. Thank you!
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You know my work FAR too well. I was thinking about Spitting Into The Wind, but I could do just a collection of my supershort oneshits too I suppose. They are truly terrible.
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It's not just you. I spend a lot of time in the hospital, AiE fills my need for easy to digest entertainment, and I have a really good memory (except with time. Lot of damage to the old temporal lobe).
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Genuinely asking, but if you're not afraid to say, what's your condition?
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Got my shit blown up in some nameless wadi in the middle of bumfuck Iraq. My leg was torn off slightly above the knee, suffered massive pressure wounds to my chest, abdomen and head, lost full use of my right arm, and just because why not contracted a bacterial eye infection, normally caused by exposure to animal feces, resulting in partial vision loss. Everything's pretty copacetic now, but because of the way my leg was removed it has trouble staying healed.
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Also? Anyone ever tells you the army's a good way to pay for college, perfectly safe, hey when's the last time America went to war; anyone ever tells you that, you shoot that fucker right in the face and claim self defense. Fuck that guy. He is not your friend.
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Yeah, most of my family is military, so I know how that goes. Sorry to hear about your pains, but glad that things seem to be improving for you. If you ever are in the hospital and need some redheart to lift your spirits, let me know.
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Watch yourself, dude. Redheart's my waifu. Do not tempt a desperate man.
And regards to your family. I hope they're all safe and that they stay that way.
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The offer is a legitimate one. If you're ever sick or int he hospital for an extended stay, let me know. I have some hospital experience myself, I know how boring it can be (and how shitty the Internet is there sometimes). I'll write you something to pass the time.
That picture is, uh, lov...
It's really grea...
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It's fucking horrifying, Pencil.
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Thats how I roll.
This image is a fetish I didn't know I had.
Thanks for the birthday gift, Pencil~ And you know as well as I do the stories you write hold a special place in that cheesy organ I call a heart
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It's like an angel got drunk and vomit on a painting, and this is the result after a stray dog licked up of said vomit.
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Sorry to leave this for four days. Something came up. Thanks for the offer, it means quite a lot to me, but I doubt I'll take you up on it. I respect you and enjoy your work too much to want to risk overstepping my bounds. Thanks anyway.
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PFFFF have you MET me? Well, I know you haven't, but anyway. Bounds aren't really a thing for me. If you want a story ask, from one hospital regular to another. Just keep it in mind is all I'm saying.
...can't promise nurse redheart won't force anon into a diaper or slather him with pudding or write poems to him in urine samples or something, but it's still an offer.
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Shit. Sorry to bug out again.
That makes me feel feelings I'm not quite comfortable feeling. I MUST PREPARE MY BODY.
What keeps bringing you back, if I may ask?
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Genetic condition that fucks my immune system like a cheap whore. Been a while since I've been there though, would like to continue the streak.