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FordPrefect


A geeky farmer.

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  • 218 weeks
    When doing stories set in the past... please do your research.

    Not knowing what you are writing about can... cause issues.

    Example:
    My dad read a book set in London and he was a bit annoyed that the author had characters riding bikes... 200 years before they were invented.

    Extreme example.

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  • 348 weeks
    Feature I wish Fimfiction had

    I wish fimfiction would clean up the in-progress list.

    What do I mean?
    Currently, if you go searching in the in-progress stories... you will find allot of dead/hiatus fics that the author never bothered to label as being dead/on hiatus.

    What I wish would happen.
    * Mark any story where the author hasn't logged onto the website in a year as dead.

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    0 comments · 323 views
  • 368 weeks
    Why harems are hard to do well

    There are 3 types of harem stories.
    1. Porn -> This is done for exotic scenarios. The goal is to be erotic, not deep story telling.
    2. Wish fulfillment/Mary Sue -> Everyone loves my character! Everyone I fantasize about will mary him/her! And get along, even with wildly different and clashing personalities!
    3. Attempting to write a romance.

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  • 407 weeks
    Methods of getting to Equestria

    There are many methods for getting to Equestria in FIM fiction. Thought I would make a list of them all.
    If I missed any, please tell me.

    WIP

    1. Natural/supernatural event - A random portal sucks the human and/or his surroundings into Equestria. The advantage of this is that it is short and to the point.
    Examples:

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  • 411 weeks
    Your house in Equestria...

    ...and why it shouldn't magically have utilities hooked up.

    I can't believe I'm actually having to post this... but... I just came across yet another story that does this.

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Oct
3rd
2015

The problem's with cannon Applejack · 3:40pm Oct 3rd, 2015

... aka why Tradition for the sake of Tradition is bad.

Applejack says, on multiple occasions...."Don't use your magic to harvest the apples"

Why?

Is it because magic affects the taste.... No.
Is it because magical harvesting is inferior.... No. In fact it is superior as fewer apples would be bruised since they aren't falling 10 feet to the ground and the trees would have less damage to their bark. :twilightsheepish:

It is because of.... tradition. It's because her grandparents and her parents harvested it that way.... who were Earth Ponies.

So when a unicorn, who doesn't have Earth Pony strength shows up, she demands they have the strength and stamina of an Earth pony to work on the farm or leave.:facehoof:

This "tradition" of her's is racist.

It would be like an Earth Pony being forbidden from using a candle to light the street lamps... because it was tradition that a unicorn use magic to set them on fire, or requiring a left handed secretary to write beautifully with their right hand.

It really bothers me that such a otherwise nice character engages is such bigoted behavior. (Shame on the writers... shame!) :applecry:

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Comments ( 3 )

I think it's better to make stories about realistic people. All of the ponies have some personality problems. If they didn't, the show would be sickeningly sweet, like MLP generation 2.

3496375

It's more of a pet peeve of mine that in shows... its always the farmer that's racist.

3496478 No, see, the Pie's aren't racist, because they're New England farmers. It's only Southern farmers that are always racist.

Does that help? :ajsmug:

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