Two Questions. Both simple. Both dangerous.

Who are you?
What do you want?

Answer. Think carefully.

Comments

[pokefreak13]

I am a girl.
I want a cure for caner that you just have to take one pill to heal yourself from cancer.

[Stiggerzz]

I am Stiggerzz, resident Aussie stereotype

I want a device that grants me as many wishes as I desire, with no restraints on what kind of wishes I can make

[LightOfTriumph]

3393447 Well now the Vorlons have all started eating their own heads. I hope your proud of yourself.

[gamexpert1990]

I am who I am.

It doesn't really matter what I want, it seems I usually get what I need:

[Artorias]

I am Elite Scoundrel. I come from a long line of Elites who have betrayed and been betrayed. We have been forgotten but one day, one of us will rise and take over and we will follow

[LightOfTriumph]

3393456 Say "shrimp on the barby."

And the Shadows would probably give it to you, but they'd have to murder a few civilizations in the process.... And they'd make you tell your baker to stand on a specific street corner at a specific time because world domination.

[Stiggerzz]

3393488 bloody hell, tha's all you damn yanks wan'us to say. Shrimp of the bloomin' Barbie, ya happy ya wanker?

[The Cynical Brony]

I am Nobody, and I wish for the power to slay the Cyclops.

[Sky Blue CMC]

3393519 Nice Odyssey reference!

[Sky Blue CMC]

I am Brevenius, and I want nothing more or less than the power to defeat the dark mage Nick Gasho.

[Sky Blue CMC]

3393456 What would you wish for with this device?

[The Cynical Brony]

3394274 Thanks!

[SweetCaptain77]

I am SweetCaptain77. And I want a fantastic, epic crossover story. Also, I LOVE those designs. Where ya from, strangers?

[Stiggerzz]

3394285 too many things to list