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  • 388 weeks
    Here's the Deal

    He'll slip n' slide on this banana peel.

    Anyway, remember when I said "We're Back in Business" I never said I was going to continue to literary part. I'll be open for requests at any time. I'll illustrate covers, OCs, erotic art, anything. However, my only rule is:
    They must be humanized. None of that furry shit.
    I have the right to refuse a request. Simple as that.

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    Back In Business Boys...

    "The time comes when a man's gotta stop running away and face things..."
    "'Bout time, you silly deity, you..."

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  • 407 weeks
    Finally the Finale to the OCA Contest... Jesus Christ, This Took Forever.

    "Your streak was just broken..." Gob pulled the hammer back and the familiar clicking of a loaded gun sounded. With an almost sadistic smile, he watched as Vanessa squirmed and wiggled, or tried to, out from under Gob's hold.

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  • 409 weeks
    What I've Been Up To [Update]

    So as you all know I went on and sort of still am on a break from my job here at FimFiction and I'm assuming you're all wondering what I've been up to! Well, here's some examples of my work recently.

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  • 413 weeks
    "Me" Time

    For those who have noticed my absence, I will explain myself to you and will answer any questions about the OCA contest as of where it stands and what not.
    To start off, the contest is still going on. Part two will be posted eventually. However, I've been meaning to tell you guys this for a while since my audience plays a huge role in my career as a writer.

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Sep
13th
2015

Top Five Most Hated MLP Characters · 1:21am Sep 13th, 2015

You guys ever wonder what makes my blood boil when it comes to MLP? You want to know what REALLY grinds my gears? Well I'll sell ya, it's some of the characters.

Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy some characters. Whether it be Rarity, Trixie, or... Wow, I guess I'm very picky when it comes to my favorites. Those are my only two favorites... But anyway, there are still characters I enjoy watching sometimes, however there are those characters that manage to find their ways to really piss me off! Without further ado, let me introduce my top 5 most hated MLP:FIM characters! If you personally enjoy these characters that's fine, just remember this is my opinion.

5) Cheese Sandwich.
It's just male Pinkie Pie played by Al Yankovic. IT'S JUST MALE PINKIE BY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!! He has no other personality trait other than male Pinkie Pie! However unlike the rest on this list, I can actually stand him being on screen, he has his fun moments and just hearing Weird Al's voice come from that pony's muzzle just does it in for me. But that doesn't mean it can escape from this list.

4) Spike
I don't really know why I dislike Spike as a character. Mainly because he has a very cheesy and kind of unnecessary character role. He just has that young brother like character trait to him, and since I hate kids that doesn't help him much. With his very embarrassing crush on my favorite pony/homie Rarity, to... Actually, I think that's why I hate Spike that much, I just don't like the thought or the fact that he has a crush on Rarity. Something about it just really disgusts me... Maybe it's because a reptile and a mammal getting it on is something I don't wish to see anytime soon.

3) Applebloom
Like Spike's reason, I don't like kids, making Applebloom unlikable to me. She's just annoying, she only plays a very small role that's kind of important. Being Applejack's sister, if it wasn't for that character role, she would have no point in being in the show, comics, or what ever else.

2) Starlight Glimmer
I have never felt so much anger when seeing this character. When she first premiered on the Season 5 premier, I've had a very deep hate for this whore. I don't know if it's her communist like rule over the small town she lives in, or the fact that somehow, some way, the writers for MLP found a way to make the most bitchiest character in the franchise.

HonorableDishonorable Mentions
Sassy Saddles
Pinkie Pie
Flash Sentry
Shining Armor

1) Scootaloo

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HER!!! I hate her so much, I could go on for hours describing why I hate her so much! But, I'll settle with the time I have. Let's start off with the fact that she has literally no point in being in the cartoon. Literally, no reason. Only because she's part of CMC. Which by the way is already on my shit list. Sweetie and Babs being the only exceptions. I hate her character, I hate her reason why she's in the show, and I hate hate hate, any Scootalove stories! Do you know what I would love to do if I were to somehow end up in Ponyville? I'd find Scootaloo, take her scooter and break it over my knee, crush her dreams about flying, and finally torch her house down... If she has one.

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Maybe it's because a reptile and a mammal getting it on is something I don't wish to see anytime soon.

maybe it's because one is an adult and the other a kid. Besides the show seems to be hinting at sweetiespike

also your rant on scootaloo was a little disturbing. Also Scoots reason for existing is to have a character shrouded in.....well no knowledge is a better term mystery doesn't work so the fandom will obsess over and make head cannons.........and i may or may not be a fan of those theories along with spikes cough spikealoo cough

well sir you and getting blocked by me

3388772 Hey, just speaking my mind over hear is all.

I personally like Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, and Spike. :P But to each their own. I also like Shining Armor and Flash Sentry. I basically like all of the characters. :P I don't really have any that I hate. Even the villains are fun to watch.

3388773 yeah I guess your right ill let that one slip but please no more insulting scootaloo

Sorry, but I completely disagree with this list!

I'd find Scootaloo, take her scooter and break it over my knee, crush her dreams about flying, and finally torch her house down... If she has one.

... You hate Scootaloo that much? Well... okay then.

Honestly, that last sentence about Scoots makes you sound like a mean-spirited asshole. You're thoughts about Scootaloo sound straight up cruel, mean-spirited, inconsiderate, and it makes it look like you were talking typing out of your ass.

3389053 I'm sorry, but you seem to be taking this to a whole new level. Let me clarify something with you fella, then we can get on with our day.

This whole list you see before you, is nothing but my opinion, and my opinion only. I don't go by statistics, I wasn't going by votes and polls, I was just saying what I thought.

Let me ask you a question. Do you mind if I do so?

Did you actually think, deep down that I meant everything on this list? Like, did you think I really took this list seriously? At all in any way, shape, or form? If so, then, that's kinda sad. I don't care for the character Scootaloo, I wouldn't care if she was completely dropped from the show. And that's the thing, I don't care. What I said here, is just an overly dramatic representation of what I would really do. All for the sake of comedy really.

If you really want to know what I would do to a fictional character like Scootaloo? Jack shit, I would literally do Jack shit. I wouldn't do a thing. What I said here, was all a joke. Yeah, these are my opinions, but they weren't meant to be taken seriously.

Also, no need to bring in my political views here buckaroo.

3389107 I'm sorry GOB, but I'm put pretty god damn literal. Plus it doesn't help that Scootalove was what convinced me to become a full-on brony.:twilightblush:

I also hate Starlight Glimmer:twilightangry2:

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