Sep
2nd
2015
New Story/Heads Up · 10:12am Sep 2nd, 2015
Hey everyone due to my road block with Lazarus I decided to take a short break on it and dabble with another story. It's also a sci-fi and has a bit of similar start to Lazarus. Only difference is that it's in first and not third person... it also has a female protagonist.
Anyhow, Lazarus is going to slow down just a tad until I can vault over this wall. Till then if you guys gut any funny joke's I'd like to hear them. 
For instance: How do you make a baby stop crying? You shove its head in a blender!
*Crowd boos*
come on it was funny! It was funny!
You can also hit it in the head with a brick.
You can grab the baby by the ankle and throw it against a wall.
3364541 I'm either too sleepy for that to make sense, or not sleepy enough for that to make sense.
Joke for ya :)
Whats hitlers favorite type of trackie?
HoLacoste!
Found it funny
Don't call PETA
3364876 Its an Equals Three reference.