Guess who's back, back again... · 3:11pm Aug 7th, 2015
That's right, like that strange black spot on your right arsecheek, I've returned to Fimfiction.
After answering the PM's asking if I was dead (logic, right? Guess that's why we're on this site) I thought that some sort of blog was in order.
So, sorry all for the wait and all. I just published a chapter for Plan B, and am now working on one for Revenge. Don't worry, this one shouldn't take three weeks to do.
The job and walking wallet-emptier (girlfriend) took a large chunk of time, and will continue to do so. Still, I'm not aiming to disappoint you guys so I'll give it my best shot.
Anyway, in case some need some proof that I wasn't just sitting on my arse all day, it's time for some pictures. Keep in mind, I'm actually not legally allowed to show off photos of the places I went to or anything like the server rooms/officers, so you'll have to make do with some travel pics.
This is the curry chicken pie I made. It was fucking delicious.
The troopie, loaded for bear.
It was a tight fit, and a dangerous drive. Those printers weigh a fucking lot.
Like I even need to say what this is.
Up close.
The trip didn't all go according to plan...
But we're men, dammit! We got that sucker changed in 15 minutes on a remote dirt road.
Anyway, I'm back for now, and will continue to write stuff for all of you watchers. So... yeah.
Ah yay, welcome back!
Time to read some of your updates.
Welcome back! You made me hungry now because of that curry chicken pie, but it's great to see you back.
Is that the famous plateau in Australia? I don't remember the name... I do know it was in Civilization V though, so there's that. Also, why would people ask if you died? There are a few reasons why that is stupid, and one of them is that if you were dead you wouldn't be able to answer with, "yes, I am indeed dead. Glad you asked. ". Another reason why it is stupid is that you were not even gone a month, so why would people think you were dead? There are people who are gone for years and then come back, so why would you be any different? Just weird.
My favorite thing about this is the Eminem reference.
Is she called Reflection, Chrysalis or Midnight?
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None of the above, unfortunately.