A Minor Inconvenience · 1:17am Aug 7th, 2015
Hi Hive-Mind,
This is The Brown Dog, and I am here on DWC’s request to update you all on current events. DWC recently solved an age old question; Which would win in a fight, a Fan Fiction Author’s Laptop or a Bowl of Tasty Ramen. The fight started out fair, but unfortunately the Ramen used dirty cheating moves and the glorious laptop to which our wonderful stories are written was KO’d 
But do not fret though hive mind for the first chapter shall still be released tomorrow. DWC is able to communicate via smartphone and he and I are recreating the chapter as you read this.
Until he fixes his laptop or gets a new one, the schedule for the chapters will be a little wonky as he can still read comments, but not type as fast.
I’ll help him along as best I can, and our good buddy Erised the Ink-Moth will be working on EXTERMINA- No! Bad Dalek!, so don’t worry about a Hiatus for either fic.
We all hope you understand.
Thank you and see you in the coming shenanigans 
Thanks,
DWC and The Brown Dog
pretty sure the laptop wins
because it creates wonders
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3301505
Yes, but what of the ramen? What of it's super natural abilities enchantment? Its alluring powers to its victims to, lets say, spill food or drink over your laptop?
Oh ramen why did you perform the evil deed?
Well I wish you luck on getting a new laptop and if you typing on your phone so you can revise and edit if you ever get the new one great. Otherwise, we will wait since we love the quality more than the quantity.
mmm ramen
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3301505 is that who I think it is? please tell me thats not Shia LaBeouf
I actually spilled coke straight onto my laptop and its fine. In fact, im using it right now*electrocutes writer*
3301670 Pretty sure it's not
3301521 What about the taste that you will get tired of after a few minutes?