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Queuefka Palazzo


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Aug
4th
2015

Because a day in Skype is never complete without scarring Pearple Prose · 6:18pm Aug 4th, 2015

[1:06:14 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY DRINKING YOUR OWN CUM IS GROSS?
[1:06:20 PM] Fruitlord Pear: Cos it is
[1:06:24 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: And yet everyone thinks it's hot when a girl swallows.
[1:06:29 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: What is this double standard.
[1:06:32 PM] Fruitlord Pear: kek
[1:06:38 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: Like.
[1:06:47 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: If a girl refused to swallow my cum I would be offended.
[1:06:55 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: My mouth is my preferred disposal method.
[1:06:58 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I know how I taste.
[1:07:02 PM | Edited 1:07:04 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I taste fucking AMAZING.
[1:07:29 PM] Fruitlord Pear: can't even tell whether you're joking or not tbh
[1:07:35 PM] Salacar: He's not
[1:07:45 PM] Salacar: You didn't know this? He's said so several times
[1:07:50 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I'm not joking, Pear.
[1:07:51 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: XD
[1:07:57 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: Sally pays attention to my sexual deviancy.
[1:08:05 PM] Salacar: Its true, I do.
[1:08:07 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: XD
[1:08:08 PM] Salacar: My life is richer for it.
[1:08:09 PM] Fruitlord Pear: i know he drinks his own cum
[1:08:11 PM] Fruitlord Pear: but like
[1:08:18 PM] Fruitlord Pear: [1:06 PM] Queuefka Palazzo:

<<< And yet everyone thinks it's hot when a girl swallows.
What is this double standard.
[1:08:21 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I taste goddamn amazing, Pear.
[1:08:33 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: If we ever meet, I'll make you experience my taste.
[1:08:35 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: lelennymote
[1:08:45 PM] Fruitlord Pear: :[
[1:08:51 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: hue
[1:08:58 PM] Fruitlord Pear: lol
[1:09:12 PM] Salacar: "I'll make you drink my cum, Pear."
[1:09:14 PM] Salacar: "lol"
[1:09:49 PM] Salacar: Pear would suck futaLestia's cock I'm sure
[1:09:54 PM] Fruitlord Pear: it was a mildly disturbed lol
[1:09:55 PM] Fruitlord Pear: tbf
[1:10:08 PM] Fruitlord Pear: there's a rather large gap between queue and futalestia
[1:10:15 PM] Fruitlord Pear: don't even pretend there isn't
[1:10:31 PM] Salacar: Eh, just get some conditioner and glitter
[1:10:32 PM] Fruitlord Pear: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[1:10:50 PM] Fruitlord Pear: i don't want to be thinking of these things
[1:10:51 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I can have long hair.
[1:10:56 PM] Fruitlord Pear: stop
[1:10:58 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I already have moobs.
[1:11:03 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: And a big booty.
[1:11:05 PM] Fruitlord Pear: :[
[1:11:10 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I'm, like, already half of futalestia.
[1:11:18 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I just need makeup and stilettos.
[1:11:32 PM] Fruitlord Pear: i have an antirection tbh
[1:11:34 PM | Edited 1:12:21 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: And a horse mask.
[1:12:25 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: XD

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Comments ( 6 )

If you turn into a drag queen, it's gonna be fucking funny, and I will laugh. Fair warning.

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You mean drag PRINCESS.

What am I even doing here.

It's an important source of ZINC™

3295707 The best I have is an icredibly large human penis. :heart:

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