• Member Since 12th Jan, 2013
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Immortan Joe


Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

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  • 26 weeks
    Moving Onto Royal Road

    To all my old followers and viewers, I come to you with a heavy heart to say that I'm completely moving on from Fimfiction and starting new somewhere else. The reason being that I simply moved on from the MLP community; I have not stopped writing, so those of you who enjoyed my work for what it is and would like to see what else I make can follow me at Royal Road.

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  • 31 weeks
    How long has it been?

    I don't even recall the last time I dusted off this profile. It's been a while. I came on today after cleaning out my email to see if I was still getting notifications from this site. To see that they're still people who are reading my work is heartwarming.

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  • 274 weeks
    Gone a Year and Back on Front Page Okay....I dun get it

    Been a year, I've been in hibernation. Yet when I come out I slam dunk back on...I dun get it. Why. I'm so happy, thanks everyone! You're the friggin super duper best!

    11 comments · 520 views
  • 274 weeks
    I Hath Updatedth!

    I bring to you, a chapter long in the waiting. Hope you all enjoy it.

    2 comments · 450 views
  • 275 weeks
    Progress Being Made! (Lazarus)

    It's happening! Slowly, but surely!

    It's hard, having been away from MLP for so long. I have to refresh myself on all the show characters :twilightblush:

    5 comments · 387 views
Aug
3rd
2015

120% Is Dead! · 12:04pm Aug 3rd, 2015

Remember this quote?

They have an efficiency upwards to 120%

Guess what!

It's dead now and has been replaced with something a little more vague, but isn't incorrect and still drives the point home. This is all because of you guys (and not in a bad way either.)

I apologize for sounding like an idiot, though I still hold my pride, I shall consent.

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Comments ( 1 )

"There's a 60% chance this will power the gate, and 60% chance that the bomb will explode."

"That's 120%."

"Yes, well, there's some bleedover where the gate will activate and blow up."

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