That sinking feeling · 2:32am Aug 2nd, 2015
Perverted dragons aside today I found out that freaking house is sinking.
It's built on a slope and because of erosion it's sliding downhill on the slowest landslide in the world. So by around 2030 I can kiss my castle good-bye. RIP bachelor pad, you've served me well (cue sad trumpets)
Then again I was planning on moving out anyways, but still, bleh
So how are you guys holding up? Better than my house I hope
*hugs tight* i feel for you
3288221 I'd hug you back but I'm suddenly a few inches below you
3288233 *teplots to you* is this better also why is the floor moving
3288240 I dunno gravity just hates me
3288249 hmmmmmmm well goodluck flys away
3288257 ... Where did I put that stinger missile?
3288282 BYE
Aww, best wishes mon ami.
3288715 merci, toi aussi
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