100th Blog! Who does Vital Spark follow??? · 9:35pm Jul 31st, 2015
Yay! It's my hundredth blog!
Now, I love all my followers. I love you all. 
But today I want to talk to you about the people I follow. I follow 27 accounts. That's not very many. The reason I keep it a small number is because for everybody I follow, I do try to properly stalk all of you. I read every blog post (possibly not all the ones posted before I started following them) and at least read the descriptions of every story. And many of them I PM on a semi-regular basis. That kind of stalking behaviour requires a lot of time and effort, so I cannot do it for hundreds of people.
1 of you is a collab account for 2 people I follow anyway, so I'll ignore that account for the rest of this blog.
22 of you are female.
3 of you are male.
1 of you I'm not sure if you're male or female, but I suspect the latter.
3 of you are older than me.
23 of you are younger than me — in some cases I'm just assuming.
12 of you I have seen photos of.
17 of you I follow because I don't want to miss out on any of your stories.
11 of you I follow because I don't want to miss out on any of your blogs.
11 of you I follow because I have edited/proofread/preread for, or written a collab with. (I hope to add at least 2 more of you to that list soon.)
5 of you I have enjoyed RP with. (Which is an achievement, as I don't RP much.)
10 of you I consider to be not just acquaintances, but good friends.
1 of you is the girlfriend of another one of you, and I only follow you so we can gossip about her.
All of you will have noticed these numbers add up to more than 27, so that means I follow a lot of people for more than one reason.
5½ of you are British.
3 of you have published no stories (yet).
1 of you I fear has left the site and will never return.
19 of you I consider to be attractive. (Roughly 19 — it's a fluid definition.)
1 of you is best princess.
congratulations vital
Intriguing indeed
That is hilarious XD
Congratulations Vital!
A milestone has been reached.
Oh well
I Wonder where my position in this is
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Well, you're in several categories.
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Mhmm glad to hear that
I think I'm in three catergories...female...older...and British. Couldn't findthe pain in the arse category
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You're definitely in those three — maybe some others. I worked out the numbers a few days ago and can't remember who was in what now.
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I'm just impressed you worked out the numbers!
Man, you two are awful! Gossiping about me is so rude.
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lel
I fall under the:
Younger
Female
I'm on that collab account I'm assuming
Blogs
Stories
Editor/proofreader
Collab
British
Good friends?
And you've seen a photo of me, (I consider my followers half of the internet XD) half of the internet has XD
Just assuming ^^
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Yes, you're in those categories, but I hope you're also in the "people who have noticed these don't add up to 27" category.
3289986 I don't listen
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I follow 28 people now, so the numbers don't work any more. I have a 29th under consideration — she's been under consideration for a while, only she has alt accounts, and I don't know which to follow. (I did briefly follow one of her alts, but that one's been banned, permanently I think.)
3290754 tell meh who it is m8
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#29 will be Sleepy Panda / June, if she manages to get one of her accounts unbanned. You probably already follow her.
3290758 yeah, she's permabanned on Sleepy Panda and June
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Last I heard, as of 31 July, the Sleepy Panda account wasn't permabanned, but had had extra days added to it because she accidentally accessed fimfiction using yet another account. (She visited the site using a computer she doesn't often use and had forgotten was already logged in using another alt.)