The True Winner Of The Smash Fighter Ballot · 11:14pm Jul 27th, 2015
Now, I'm sure you all have been anticipating who has been granted the honor of being a new Smash Brothers character through the Smash Fighter Ballot.
You have your King K. Rools, your Shantaes, and even your Ridleys.
But with my magic crystal ball I shall reveal the winner of the ballot.
Ok.
Here goes....
Oh my!
How did I not think of this sooner?
The winner is...
Mario, Sonic, Pac-Man and Megaman are fighting
Then...
A bright star twinkles in the sky.
It's revealed to be not a star...but...
A UFO!
Out of the UFO pops...
LITTLE TWELVETOES COUNTS OUT THE COMPETITION!!!
Music: Little Twelvetoes~Chavez Remix
Up B: UFO
Down B: Turns Invisible
Side B: Pinball
Standard B: Creates a huge 12 out of thin air.
Up Smash: Points fingers in the air
All other smash attacks: Little Twelvetoes brings out his piano
Final Smash: Twelvetoes brings out his clones and sends them to attack the enemy
Taunts: Relaxes on his UFO.
Twelvetoes proceeds to beat up Mario when he is interrupted by a voice.
???: Hey!
Twelvetoes looks to find the voice. He sees Lucky Seven Samson, Conjunction Conductor, The Electricity Worker and The Bill ready to fight.
Bill: I'm the law around here!
OH YES! BILL LAWFULLY JOINS THE BATTLE!
The Conductor Connects Your Face With His Fist!
7 Samson Comes Your Way Again!
The Electricity Worker Shocks His Opponents
Also! The Mouse from Naughty Number Nine as an Assist Trophy!
???: FANCY MEETING YOU HERE, MOUSY! CARE FOR A GAME OF POOL?
At first I was like
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or 
Then I was like
Then I see who the "winner" is
Finally I see the hashtags.
I'm conflicted between these 2
3274686 But it would be cool if he was in, wouldn't it?
I'm only kidding I'm only kidding....
Phoenix Wright better fucking win...
3274699 I'm afraid Rayman and K. Rool already won...
3274698 Whatever you like.
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3274704 Not the official poll. That doesn't end 'til October.
3275200 Can you believe this guy's argument!
