Magestick: A Stiggerzz fanfiction Commentary: Sketti Go the Brilliant: The story that broke him · 2:12pm Jul 24th, 2015

[3:37:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/166319/sketti-go-the-brilliant
[3:41:13 AM] MetaKnight145: Oh Sithis why
[3:42:09 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Sketti Go was a normal baker living the dream but she didn't want that.
Some say she should be a princess since she's an alicorn, but she's not.
Learn about her heartbreaking tale and tragic past...
Enter the world of the wonderous Sketti Go...
~~0~~~0~~
Characters include: Sketti Go, Royal Hearts (her mom), Sparkle Shades (her dad), and Dinky Song (her brother). There are other characters introduced in later chapters~~~
Thzx to my ol pal IXSparkleShipperXI for the editeding.... <3~

[3:42:26 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [3:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< IXSparkleShipperXI Xx soul sorrow xX

[3:42:33 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: dem Xbox Live usernames
[3:42:57 AM] MetaKnight145: [3:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Thzx to my ol pal IXSparkleShipperXI for the editeding

He did a shitty fucking job
[3:43:18 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

My Childhood

My name is Sketti Go. I am a rare being, half zebra, 1/4 pegasus and 1/4 unicorn. I was created so now I am a zebra alicorn. My mom was a unicorn/zebr hybrid and my dad is a normal pegsus. I also have a brothr named Dinky Song who is really stupid and he'l never go any ware in life. We make him do all the chore and stuff when we don't want to do them.

[3:43:37 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I feel like this is troll
[3:43:59 AM] MetaKnight145: Yeah, no one gives a shit about zebras to write about them as part of their halflings.
[3:44:16 AM] MetaKnight145: I don't buy that this is real
[3:44:30 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

When I was born I was the star of the family and I was like an apple lodged in the eye. When I was 6, Dinky Song was born, but I never liked him. He was always really stupid but he liked to sing though he would never be as good as me and mom, Royal Hearts.

[3:44:41 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [3:44 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I was like an apple lodged in the eye.

[3:44:48 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: that doesn't sound good at all
[3:44:53 AM] MetaKnight145: I don't doubt that you were like that at all.
[3:44:55 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: that sounds excruciatingly painful
[3:45:18 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: that's the sort of sadistic torture Alucard or Vegeta or Jigsaw have wet dreams about
[3:45:35 AM] MetaKnight145: Also
[3:45:43 AM] MetaKnight145: Considering how big pone eyes are
[3:45:55 AM] MetaKnight145: The whole apple could actually get in the eye.
[3:46:00 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: indeed
[3:46:16 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

When I was 17 and he was 11 since he's 6 years younger I was just learning how to sing. When I was little, I use to play with my toys that were plastic pony toys and some other stuff. I sang a song called "Love on the Water" with my mom since it was a duet. It went like this and the lyrics went like this:

[3:46:31 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [3:46 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< and some other stuff."other stuff"

[3:46:43 AM] MetaKnight145: [3:44 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< When I was 6, Dinky Song was born

[3:46:52 AM] MetaKnight145: [3:46 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< When I was 17 and he was 11 since he's 6 years younger

[3:46:54 AM] MetaKnight145: We know this.
[3:47:17 AM] MetaKnight145: Don't tell us shit you already fucking told us in the same chapter
[3:47:28 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

When I see your smiling face
It burns like the sun
All everywhere
Everywhere, everywhere, oooh.
There is love in the air
Love, everywhere
Oooh yeeah
Love in the trees
And in teh sea
And love onthe water
Lovvve
It's like a journey
It never ending
And it's loove
Love on the water.

Brought to you by Randy Newman
[3:47:50 AM] MetaKnight145: Wait.
[3:47:57 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I added the Newman bit
[3:47:58 AM | Edited 3:48:13 AM] MetaKnight145: Why was this approved if it has lyrics?
[3:48:01 AM] MetaKnight145: Oh
[3:48:02 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: oh
[3:48:34 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: also, the lyrics are what make you question this story's approval?
[3:49:07 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Dinky tried to sing with us but he just made a screech sound and I slapped him. My mom laughed gently and she was so pretty.

[3:49:08 AM] MetaKnight145: yeah, the mods approve pretty much anything that passes them by but they made a huge deal about the no song lyrics thing.
[3:49:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: mother of the year right there
[3:49:37 AM] MetaKnight145: Well she's pretty so its okay.
[3:49:53 AM] MetaKnight145: >many a truth said in jest
[3:50:15 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

But before I learned to sing, when I was around 14-16 age, I had to learn to fly and use my magics. My dad, since he had wings, he taught me how to fly and dance and soar through the sky like a fleeting dream. Once I learned how to, I soared and flapped and I whorled and made loopety loops and I was so magestic with my father by my side. His name is Sparkle Shades by the way since he always wears shutter shades. They don't really protect your eyes or have a purpose but they're cool.

[3:50:52 AM] MetaKnight145: [3:50 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< he taught me how to fly and dance and soar through the sky like a fleeting dream.

A small glimmer of quality in this shit sandwich.
[3:51:13 AM] MetaKnight145: I bet it was stolen from somewhere
[3:52:09 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [3:50 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< His name is Sparkle Shades by the way since he always wears shutter shades.

I'm now picture his distressed mother's face when her son popped out wearing shutter shades.
[3:52:25 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: And the father laughing hysterically and saying "We should call him Shutter Shades"
[3:52:40 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[3:52:59 AM] MetaKnight145: >imagining mother Cthulhu and father pone
[3:53:08 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Some people say my family is a hipster family, but, they're wrong. My family and my parents are super cool, especially me, but not Dinky since he is an exception and he had stupid large glasses like harry potter.
My dad always wore that tie that was green and we swooped through the sky so beautiful like magestick birds. He said he was proud of me and he was proud of me. My heart soared in the sky like my beauty alicorn wings of talent and grace.

[3:54:08 AM] MetaKnight145: If I was Dinky I'd work hard so I can have fucktons of money and laugh at my elderly shitty ass parents and sister when they need some as I refuse to give them any
[3:54:58 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [3:53 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< had stupid large glasses like harry potter.

Deary, there's a reason Harry got a babe for a wife.
Those glasses look damn good.
[3:55:27 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[3:55:42 AM] MetaKnight145: >stig's boner for HP
[3:56:32 AM] MetaKnight145: [3:53 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< magestick birds

[3:57:04 AM] MetaKnight145: I am seeing wands with wings eyes and beaks.
[3:57:20 AM] MetaKnight145: It makes me chuckle
[3:57:31 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: heheh
[3:57:45 AM] MetaKnight145: From now on
[3:57:47 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

My mom, on the other hoof, was the one who teached me my magic use and how to use magic powers properly. First I used a normal magic spell that is the kind of levitating stuff. I levitated a peanut butter and i opened it with magic. I saw that my magic was a bright shimmer green and I said "Wow! It is cool!"

[3:57:50 AM] MetaKnight145: I shall call wands magesticks
[3:58:03 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I save that term for magical staves and scepters
[3:58:09 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: wands are still wands
[3:58:34 AM] MetaKnight145: Kay, blanket term for everything wooden that casts magic
[3:58:36 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: "Gandalf! Use your magestick!"
[3:59:09 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [3:57 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I said "Wow! It is cool!"

[3:59:21 AM] MetaKnight145: "The magestick chooses the wizard harry."
[3:59:39 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: This piece of dialogue brought to you by Half Life: Full life Consequences
[4:00:13 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[4:00:18 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

My mom smiled at me so bright and cool. My mom was really pretty, and I always hoped to be just like her when I was a grown adult. But, that was back when I didn't even know my story and I wasn't my own person. I was just copying off my mom until I learned to grow and develop myself.

[4:00:52 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:00 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< My mom was really pretty

[4:00:53 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: i'm going to count how many times she says her mum is pretty
[4:01:18 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: two so far
[4:01:28 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

When I was , during the stage of learning to fly and magic, I skipped several grades in school and magic school because I had lots of intelligence and high levels of smartness. So, I found myself in high school when I was 12. I was scare but it turns out, everyone thought I was cool because I was a zebralicorn! So I made friends and I laughed with them and I got into the best hottest fashion trends.

[4:01:43 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:01 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< high levels of smartness.

[4:01:53 AM] MetaKnight145: I can't even make fun of that.
[4:01:59 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: that's just beautiful
[4:02:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:01 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I was scare

but who was phone?
[4:03:13 AM | Edited 4:03:16 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: man door hand hook car door
[4:03:29 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:01 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< everyone thought I was cool because I was a zebralicorn

Bullshit.
You were different and you were in high school, you would have a terrible time of it.
[4:03:36 AM] MetaKnight145: And >sides
[4:03:55 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: "I was scare"
[4:03:58 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: the next creeypasta fail
[4:04:15 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I never did my homework but I got bad grades and my teaches hated me because I never did my work. But, I still had my friends by my side even though I invite them to stuff and none show up. I Think they were just playing a prank though, hahahaa. My parents didn't really care about my grades because "You're a good kid Sketti" is what they said to me. Dinky always got good grades like A+ but he was just being a suck up and spent his free time doing math like a boring guy. I didn't want to do that so I didn't and I never did my homework, but it works out in the end.
By the time I got to highschool it was good, but that's a whole another chapter of the story of my brillient life.

[4:04:21 AM] MetaKnight145: And its sequal.
I will scared.
[4:04:55 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:04 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I never did my homework but I got bad grades

[4:05:02 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:04 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< but

[4:05:27 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:01 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I skipped several grades in school and magic school because I had lots of intelligence and high levels of smartness.

[4:04 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I got bad grades

[4:06:02 AM] MetaKnight145: The word you are looking for is so not but.
[4:06:04 AM] MetaKnight145: Also.
[4:06:15 AM] MetaKnight145: What teacher hates a student for making bad grades?
[4:06:31 AM] MetaKnight145: I have mostly known them to be the "you dug this hole for yourself" types.
[4:07:15 AM] MetaKnight145: You'd have to be a pain in the ass durring class to get them to hate you and even then they might still like you on a personal level but have to hate you cause of their job
[4:07:34 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: at the most, they'll just be deeply disappointed in you if they expected big things
[4:07:43 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: like, for example,a school that skips you ahead
[4:07:55 AM] MetaKnight145: Indeed.
[4:08:14 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: end of chapter 1
[4:08:22 AM] MetaKnight145: It was shit.
[4:08:25 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: lel
[4:08:35 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I feel like this is a personal project
[4:08:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: to make the worst fic in mlp fanfiction
[4:08:58 AM] MetaKnight145: We've read worse.
[4:09:02 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: it can't be legit
[4:09:34 AM] MetaKnight145: yeah I don't buy a legit self insert that is part zebra.
[4:09:41 AM] MetaKnight145: If it was part demon I'd buy it.
[4:09:55 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: High School Years
[4:10:00 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Author's Note:
Hey guys check out Sketti Go's hischool friends in this picture!:

[4:10:03 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: >404'd image
[4:10:19 AM] MetaKnight145: Good.
[4:10:23 AM] MetaKnight145: Was probably shit anyway.
[4:10:56 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

So yeah I remember excatly what I was wore on the first day of my high school years. It was my best dress that was tangerine color and it had cyan stripes and it was cool. Most peopl don't where clothes normaly but I liket to so I wore my dress and I wanted to make a very good and excellent first impression

[4:11:46 AM] MetaKnight145: If you want to make a good impression in high school why are you going out of your way to do things differently?
[4:12:31 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I had 3 frends in hiscool and there names were Death Darkblood and also Sunshiney Beaches and one other freind named Mintlily. Death always wanted me to be emo like her, or maybe she was goth I don't really know. She was probably both actually. Her cutie mark was a black broken heart because her talent was being depressed. Mintlily and me were the only 2 who didnt have their cutie marks when we started highschool. Sunshiney Beaches was really happy always and she had a lot of friends. Her cutie mark was a smiley face/sun combo.

[4:12:49 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Death Darkblood

Fake story confirmed
[4:13:03 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Her cutie mark was a black broken heart because her talent was being depressed.

[4:13:18 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: that's not a talent
[4:13:21 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: that's an emotional issue
[4:13:21 AM] MetaKnight145: You know.
That is kinda hilarious.
[4:13:38 AM] MetaKnight145: If you think about it in the most fucked up way possible.
[4:14:32 AM] MetaKnight145: In a world where cutiemarks signal who you are and the mosst important thing about you.
And yours turns out to be about how depressed you are.
[4:14:40 AM] MetaKnight145: Which feeds into it constantly.
[4:15:07 AM] MetaKnight145: You have no skills and no talents you are just a pathetic sack of worthless depressed shit.
Is funny
[4:15:29 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

After that first day of school though, I went home and then I went to a pasta place. I ate the pasketty and it was so good I earned my cutie mrk that was a meat ball! I screeched in joy and I was happy.

[4:15:54 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: byootiful
[4:16:42 AM] MetaKnight145: So.
Your cutiemark is in stuffing your face?
Congratulations. You have to useful talents or skills either.
[4:17:47 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

The next day Sunshiney was off with her other friends so I showed my cool cutie mark off to Mint and Death. Mint was happy for me and Death didn't frown so much so I think she was happy too. I was glad I had great friends like them and I said "Hey guys wanna come after school to play Mystical Moon fantasy???" That was my favorit game on my Carot Station 3. But Death said "No Sketti I have to think about death and stuff later" and I said "oh ok"

[4:18:10 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:17 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Mint was happy for me and Death didn't frown so much so I think she was happy too.

[4:18:36 AM | Edited 4:19:30 AM] MetaKnight145: No that is a clear sign of pure envious rage. She is gonna kill you in the night and cut your cutiemark off and put it over hers.
[4:19:34 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Also Mintlily said "Yeah Sketti I want to but I have to do my homework sorry." And I said "haha Mint you don't need to do your homework silly!!! I don't do it and I'm fine aren't I???" Mintlily agreed and she said "OK, well, I'll come after school then."
So we said bye to Death Darkblood and Sunshiney even though she ignored us kind of but we went home.

[4:20:00 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:19 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I'm fine aren't I???" Mintlily agreed

[4:20:18 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:04 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I got bad grades

[4:20:21 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: you have shit grades and somehow made your teachers hate you
[4:20:39 AM] MetaKnight145: If I was mintlily I would have called you out on your bullshit.
[4:21:01 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Mintlily liked my house because my walk in closet was bigger then her hole house since she lived alone with her dad an that's all. Her mom Minty died a lot of years ago. Mint gasp and she looked at all my cool outfits and stuff.

[4:21:09 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon groans
[4:21:15 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I was hoping I didn't have to do this
[4:21:15 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: but
[4:21:18 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Check your privilege
[4:21:28 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[4:21:36 AM] MetaKnight145: But she is part zebra
[4:21:37 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon skulks back to tumblr
[4:21:41 AM] MetaKnight145: She can't be privileged
[4:21:59 AM] MetaKnight145: The ponies have all the power in sociaty.
[4:22:15 AM] MetaKnight145: Regardless of how much money she has she is still oppressed by them cause she isn't pure
[4:22:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: >family favourite
>skipped ahead in school
>high levels of smartness
>huge walk-in closet with cool outfits
>alicorn
>lots of friends
>mother lets her beat her brother
[4:22:50 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I'm telling her to check her privilege whether you like it or not
[4:23:20 AM] MetaKnight145: Fucking ciswhite cismale shitlord trying to take over our movement for your motives.
[4:24:45 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: >watching looney tunes
>Bugs and Daffy dig up into the snow
>Bugs checks map "I think we must be somewhere in the Himalayas
>Daffy: "THE HIMALAYAS!? THAT'S IN ASIA!"
[4:24:49 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Looney Tunes just subtly educated everybody
[4:25:17 AM | Edited 4:25:32 AM] MetaKnight145: That complete and sudden loss of interest in shit fanfiction
[4:25:30 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I walked over to my Carot statien and I plugged in Mystical moon Fantasy. I plug it in and i hooked up the 2 controllers and We sat there and we played it for a while and we got up to level 76 and it was real fun.
When it was getting late Mint said she gotta go and she left. I waved goodbye and I played vido games by myself some more. I made it to level 77 and I made it to the bonus level. I was always depressed alot when I was bad at vidyo games and my demon side came out and it emerged. My demon side looks the same essept it has horns. It screams at me when I do a bad job at video games like Mystical Moon Fantasy. Sometimes even when I'm not doing a bad job at vid games, my demon side takes me over and I go a little craycray. But it's all good in the end even tho I kill people when I'm like that every once in a while.

[4:26:06 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:25 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I plug it in and i hooked up the 2 controllers and We sat there and we played it for a while and we got up to level 76 and it was real fun.

I think this might have actually been written by te author of Full Life Consequences
[4:26:21 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[4:26:45 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:25 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< my demon side takes me over and I go a little craycray

[4:26:49 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:25 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I was always depressed alot when I was bad at vidyo games and my demon side came out and it emerged. My demon side looks the same essept it has horns.

dat demon-side straight out of left field
[4:27:33 AM] MetaKnight145: Please tell me this demon side has the personality of a flaming homosexual to make this an entertaining read.
[4:28:22 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

ANYWAY the nex day I got up and it was a tuesday. I got up and I saw my bed with its beautiful silk blankets and my greasy pillow. I shuld wash it later. anyway, the time came to get ready for school. I walked up to the clock when I was done with my makeup and saw that It was 9:00 Am. I was a hour late!!!! I ran downstairs and yelled, "I'm late!!!!!!! !!"

[4:28:26 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: ANYWAY
[4:28:28 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: MOVING ON!
[4:28:37 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: FORGET THE DEMON SIDE
[4:28:39 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: NEVER HAPPENED
[4:28:44 AM] MetaKnight145: It is unimportant.
[4:29:20 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:28 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< greasy pillow

[4:29:25 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:28 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I walked up to the clock when I was done with my makeup and saw that It was 9:00 Am. I was a hour late!!!! I ran downstairs and yelled, "I'm late!!!!!!! !!"

if anybody was an hour late at our school, their parents got called.
[4:29:31 AM] MetaKnight145: How the fuck does one's pillow get greasy?
[4:29:34 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: well
[4:29:37 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I mean
[4:29:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: pillow humping is a thing
[4:30:02 AM] MetaKnight145: That wouldn't make it greasy
[4:30:04 AM] MetaKnight145: Just sticky
[4:30:16 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: you don't know how these zebralicorn anatomies work mate
[4:30:30 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[4:30:32 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: especially the females
[4:30:34 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: maaaan
[4:30:48 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Then my dad said "That's okay. You can skip this week."

[4:31:10 AM] MetaKnight145: Someone put him in for a world's greatest dad mug
[4:31:10 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

[4:31:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: meta, heeelp
[4:31:19 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I want to go home
[4:31:23 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: take off this uniform
[4:31:24 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: and leave the show
[4:31:32 AM] MetaKnight145: But stiggerzz
[4:31:35 AM] MetaKnight145: You are on the ride
[4:31:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: show me the way to go home
[4:31:45 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
[4:31:58 AM] MetaKnight145:

[4:32:10 AM] MetaKnight145: You got on the ride willingly.
it never ends.
[4:32:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

So I stayed home all week and spent my time thinking about my crush. I build a shrine of him back in 2nd grade I still have it. My love's name was Peter. Peter Sparckler. He was red with orange stripes because he was a zebralicron horse like me so we were perfect for me. His main was black and flowing like a black night out in the stars. He was beautiful.

[4:32:16 AM] MetaKnight145: You brought this hell on yourself
[4:32:40 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: this fic is starting to break me
[4:32:56 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:32 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I build a shrine of him back in 2nd grade I still have it.

Okay, I had countless crushes when I was in school and I didn't build a shrine of any of them.
[4:33:08 AM] MetaKnight145: Also, you are a chick you can just ask him out with absolutely no consequences if the answer is no.
[4:33:15 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I was head over fucking heels at one point, and I didn't build any shrines
[4:33:47 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: also, that convenient other zebralicorn
[4:33:48 AM] MetaKnight145: Granted the thought popped in my head a couple times for different ones but I never actually did it.
[4:34:05 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

One day I was at school and I saw him and I decided I wanted to make my move and go out with him. But you'l learn all about that in next chapter.

[4:34:15 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:34 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< But you'l learn all about that in next chapter.

motherfucking cliffhanger bitch
[4:34:20 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon angry fistshakes
[4:35:08 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: >live reader count
[4:35:09 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: >1
[4:35:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I want to go home...
[4:35:32 AM] MetaKnight145:

[4:35:58 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

[4:36:15 AM] MetaKnight145: No.
[4:36:27 AM] MetaKnight145: You must finish what you started.
You can't leat it beat you.
[4:36:34 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Peter Sparkler, my true love

[4:36:36 AM] MetaKnight145: You'd be a pussy.
[4:36:38 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: next chapter
[4:36:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: and another 404'd image
[4:37:29 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: can we just assume that every image will be 404'd from here on out?
[4:37:34 AM] MetaKnight145: kay
[4:37:48 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I remember the day I first met my true love Peter sparkler. It was first day at Kindergartin. I saw him with my eyes and I was wearing my green tanktop and denim shortshorts. I always wear a outfit on the firs day of a school year. Anyway I saw him and he was wearing his fez like usual. It was purple.... Purple like his dreamy eyes. He looked sad because he was the only zebralicorn beside me. I felt bad for him as it started raining in the fog and he taked off his fez leviatating it with magix. A pool formaed in it and his tears flowing from his eyes. The tears and the raindraps made a puddle in the fez hat and he looked at it sadly and saw his reflaction.

[4:37:58 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:37 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I saw him with my eyes

[4:38:04 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: She has special eyes
[4:38:05 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: @.@
[4:38:11 AM] MetaKnight145: >sides
[4:38:33 AM] MetaKnight145: Wait, this crush lasted from kindergarten to high school?
[4:39:04 AM] MetaKnight145: Holy fuck her crush is kinda creepy.
Mine only lasted a month at most before a jumped to another girl that I had a crush on.
[4:39:33 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I can't even make fun of the rest of the paragraph
[4:39:38 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: the grammar is all I can point at
[4:40:10 AM] MetaKnight145: Shrines, lasting an unnaturally long period of time, calling them their true love despite not really talking to each other much.
Creepy.
[4:40:47 AM] MetaKnight145: >fez hat
[4:40:53 AM] MetaKnight145: Whofag confirmed.
[4:40:56 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I was sad for him and I flew up and pushed the clouds away so it wasnt a rainy day. Then I seen him smile at me but I Ieft.

[4:41:11 AM | Edited 4:41:15 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon 's character in Terraria totes has a fez hat
[4:41:49 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: she has a ned-stark cloak, a Fez hat, and a lightsaber
[4:41:54 AM] MetaKnight145: Even I would take a smile as a clear indication of at least a positive soical interaction.
[4:41:55 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: she is the Hero the internet deserves
[4:42:15 AM] MetaKnight145: Yes.
[4:42:43 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Heroine*
[4:42:51 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: my Xbox Live avatar is the Hero* the internet deserves
[4:43:06 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: complete with fedora, monacle, leather jacket, skinny jeans, and fingerless gloves
[4:43:37 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

he wasn't in same class as me so I didn't see him that much, only fleeting glimpses of him that I saw through the day. I snapped photo's and constructed a shrine that was finely done in 2nd grade, 2 yrs. later.
It had flowars and a waterfall powered by magic and all the photo's and poetry I writ about him and I sat there practicng my kissing on the photos.

[4:43:40 AM] MetaKnight145: I can't handle the autism.
[4:43:57 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon carefully crafts every character he makes in any editor
[4:44:02 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: to be as internetty as possible
[4:44:36 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:43 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< It had flowars and a waterfall powered by magic and all the photo's and poetry I writ about him and I sat there practicng my kissing on the photos.

now it's getting creepy
[4:45:08 AM] MetaKnight145: I just need his skin for this dummy I'm making.
I already stole his hair from his brushes.
[4:45:50 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Finally one day in highschool, I had my vchance. I was sitting at teh tabel with Death and Mintlily and Death was scraping her arm with a plastic fork and Mintlily was reading. It was a book called "Lindsey Lightly and Petalbloom Talk About Boys". Yeah anyway Sunshiney was sitting ina corner with a big group of her other friends and I sat there plotting. Peter was sitting on a diffrent table doing his homewerk or something I don't really know don't care.

[4:46:02 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:45 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Death was scraping her arm with a plastic fork

just casually
[4:46:35 AM] MetaKnight145: If only the story was self aware this could potentially be funny.
[4:46:44 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: oh dear
[4:46:48 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: this fic has omg
[4:47:10 AM] MetaKnight145: steals fork from death and uses it on self
[4:47:11 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I whispered urgently to Mintily "OMG it's my chance"
"Yeah okay" said Mintlily and I walked over to him.
"Hey Peter hi" I said. Peter looked at me. "Do i know you?"
"Yeah we were friends in kindergarden remember???" I ask. "Oh yeah. Hi Sketti." he said with a smile showing his sharp fang teeth.
I said "Yeah so want to go out with me"
"Ummm sorry I can't Sketti." He frowned sad. I was sad on the inside. "Oh.......................... ok." I said sadly.

[4:47:54 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:47 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Yeah okay

That complete lack of shits given.
[4:48:12 AM] MetaKnight145: >meta is that friend
[4:48:14 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

A few day later I went back to school and I saw Peter aggain!!! But omgomg he was sitting with Sunshiney!!! Now was my big chance!!!! I run up to him and I braged between them. I said "Hi peter@!!"
"Oh, hi Sketti Go I'm sorry but i'm dating sunshiney now." he said with a smile. My heart dropped off the shatterdash cliff of despaire.

[4:49:05 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:48 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Go I'm sorry but i'm dating sunshiney now

huehuehue
[4:49:33 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

"Wwwwww??? Whaaatttyt?"
I ran over to my other friends crying all the way. Tears screamed down my cheeks and they flew off my flesch. I sat next to them "Omg guys my true love Peter is dating Sunshiney Beaches!!!!" I screamed with sad.

[4:49:49 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:49 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Tears screamed down my cheeks

they wanted to stay inside her
[4:50:04 AM] MetaKnight145: They didn't want to die for something this stupid.
[4:50:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: those tears will now seek revenge on Peter for making her cry and make them feel the open air
[4:50:31 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

But i saw Death and Mint and they were kissing omg.
"Yeah we're dating now" said Death.
I cryed and i left and I flew away. I was so super sad and I left myy heart was forever broken.

[4:50:44 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I don't see why her friends going out should affect her.
[4:51:03 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Two of my close friends are fekkin' married
[4:51:23 AM] MetaKnight145: And I actually have a gf.
[4:51:57 AM] MetaKnight145: >nb4 murder
[4:52:35 AM] MetaKnight145: I will admit I laughed when her friends said yeah were dating now.
[4:52:40 AM] MetaKnight145: But for the wrong reasons
[4:52:50 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:51 AM] MetaKnight145:

<<< >nb4 murder

you're fucking psychic I swear

Author's Note:
Warning this chapter has violence just so you know what your getting in 2!

[4:53:01 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:52 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< your getting in 2!

[4:53:04 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:52 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< in 2!

[4:53:07 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:52 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< 2!

[4:53:28 AM] MetaKnight145: [internal screaming intensifies]
[4:53:41 AM] MetaKnight145: So basically.
[4:53:56 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:
https://youtu.be/eHtuOgtlUjg?t=26s
[4:54:21 AM] MetaKnight145: She is a female version of that one egotistical well off guy who shot all those people because no one wanted to fuck him.
[4:54:48 AM] MetaKnight145: I forgot his name
[4:55:09 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I ran home and I slam the door to my room./ I smacked on the satin sheets and I jumped on the bed crying. My makeup got smear everywhere but I Don't Care!!! I was in love but my true love Peter didn't love me and he just dumped me like that!!!!! I love him my whole life sense kindergarden and he didn't even love me anymore.
I cryed in sorrow and despair and derpressed and I was sad. My tears bad a big fat chunk puddlle on my bed and I cryed and rolld around.

[4:55:32 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [4:55 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< my true love Peter didn't love me and he just dumped me like that!!!!!

hafta be dating first to get dumped, hun.
[4:55:33 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: the term is turned down
[4:55:40 AM] MetaKnight145: She's crazy remember?
[4:55:45 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: oh yea
[4:56:16 AM] MetaKnight145: [4:55 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< My tears bad a big fat chunk puddlle on my bed and I cryed and rolld around.

[4:56:26 AM] MetaKnight145: How do tears puddle on a bed?
[4:56:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: You really need to read up on zebralicorns
[4:56:44 AM] MetaKnight145: Won't they just be absorbed by the sheets?
Or does she still wet the bed?
[4:57:05 AM] MetaKnight145: So they use plastic covers that don't absorb water.
[4:57:21 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: you obviously know nothing about how their bodies work
[4:57:32 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Finally I remebered the shrine I made in my basement of Peter Sparkler with the photos and the poetrie and the waterfal. I ran down to the attic and I went there. I saw the watterfal shrine and I went to it.
"Uuugh this is what you get Sparkler!" I screeched and I smashed the waterfall. I cryed more and I went back to my room. My dad stood there and he said "Sketti What is wrong??"

[4:57:49 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: her dad was just there
[4:57:52 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: staring at the shrine
[4:57:55 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: thinking "where did I go wrong?"
[4:58:17 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: "how did my daughter turn out like this"
[4:58:25 AM] MetaKnight145: I mean I let her skip school whenever she wanted, i was a great father.
I would have loved a father like me when I was her age.
[4:58:52 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I said "Shut up! My true love just decided to date somepony else and I love him forever!!! Also my 2 other friends Mintlily and Death are dating now so now I'm a 3rd wheel!!!"

[4:59:01 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: kay, I will admit it does suck being a third wheel
[4:59:06 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: but this is still an overreaction
[4:59:22 AM] MetaKnight145: Also telling him to shut up was out of line.
[4:59:24 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: ^
[4:59:57 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

Sparjkle Shades hugged me tightily and said "Its okay Sketti He'll brake up with her and soon he will see how cool you are eventually. Then he will go out with you instead."

[5:00:32 AM] MetaKnight145: You see.
This is how narcissistic serial murderers are made.
[5:00:38 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon wishes it were that simple
[5:00:46 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

He left and I started plotting a plan. My mom came and she said "Sketti Go why are you home already?? Dinky didn't get home yet." I said "Yeah my true love broke up w/ me and now he's dating my friend Sunshiney Beaches and my other 2 friends are dating and I don't know what to do." Royal Hearts (who was my mom) said "Oh it's okay Sketti Go. He will break up eventually... Eventually... eventually."

[5:01:30 AM] MetaKnight145: She actually gets more quiet with each eventually to hammer it home.
[5:01:44 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [5:00 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< w/ me
https://youtu.be/eHtuOgtlUjg?t=26s
[5:02:30 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I saw she was gone and I hear the words echo in my head. "Eventually"
I had a evil plot plan. I thought about it and then I turned to my demon form. "Yes, I know what to do. I know how to not make him love me eventually... He'll love me soon when she's out of the picture."

[5:02:42 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [5:02 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< I know how to not make him love me eventually.

isn't that the opposite of what you want?
[5:03:12 AM] MetaKnight145: I think the intent was to mean not eventually but now.
[5:03:44 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

A few days latter all the peices of my plan were in place. I laughed evilly and I was still in my demon mode. I fleew to Sunshiney's house with a malicious glint in my eye and demon eye. I sat down and I ringed the dorbell. Sunshiney's mom Ocean Shores came to teh door. She looked just like Sunshiney essept she was tan instead of yello and she had 2 shades of blue in her hair not blue/white combo. She said "Oh hai, are you a frand from Sunshiney's schooool?"

[5:03:49 AM] MetaKnight145: And why the fuck the demon form OP? You could just be crazily used to getting your way.
[5:04:03 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I love how much my spellcheck craps itself every time I paste these
[5:04:28 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [5:03 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< She looked just like Sunshiney essept she was tan instead of yello

[5:04:29 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

[5:04:46 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[5:04:47 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: they have been summoned by the uttering of their name
[5:05:02 AM] MetaKnight145: lol
[5:05:29 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

I said "Yes but I'm here to kill her lol."
Ocean looked at me for a while and then she smiled real big. "Oh, so you twos are playin' one o' them live ackshun rollplays huh? Oh alrighteh then."
I said "yeeeah can you get her" and Ocean Shores said "O righteh. shore I'll get her raight now." She ran away and came back a few secongs later with her daughter.
"Oh hi Sketti" said Sunshiney Beaches. I glared at her for a while while her mommy left and said "You guys have lotseh fun o right?"

[5:05:56 AM] MetaKnight145: [5:05 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< "Oh, so you twos are playin' one o' them live ackshun rollplays huh? Oh alrighteh then."

[5:05:58 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: this is byootiful
[5:06:09 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I am already broken
[5:06:12 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I don't care anymore
[5:06:17 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I'm just enjoying the ride while it lasts now
[5:06:33 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I've been broken since chapter 2
[5:06:53 AM] MetaKnight145: Worst mother.
[5:07:13 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

We went into the yard and we played tag for a little while and then I ran up and stabbed her with my horn until she died. With her dying words she said "Why'd you do it Sketti?"
I replyed "You stole my true love."
It started raining and thunder crashed over head. Sunshiney frowned sadly because she was dying and she said "But i didn't Sketti He was lying to make you jealus so you'd go out w/ him."
Then she died and I gasped and I flyed back to my house.

[5:07:37 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [5:07 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< Sunshiney frowned sadly because she was dying

[5:07:55 AM] MetaKnight145: I think I'd be screaming, like a little girl
[5:08:00 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I have no words anymore
[5:08:31 AM] MetaKnight145: [5:07 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:

<<< He was lying to make you jealus so you'd go out w/ him.

Why the fuck did he say no then?
Unless this is an attempt at a clever ploy to try to get her to change her mind and save yours life.
[5:09:00 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: there's 7 more chapters of this shit
[5:09:04 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I think I'm done
[5:09:22 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[5:09:43 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: My response to this fic

[5:11:10 AM] MetaKnight145:

[5:11:11 AM] MetaKnight145: Mine
[5:11:13 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/199752/the-group-dedicated-to-doing-whatever-we-want-whenever-we-want/thread/195012/ultimate-challenge#comment/4571388
[5:12:14 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[5:14:18 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: >1 chapter
>first paragraph
>song lyrics
[5:14:41 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon crawls from the pits of hell, drenched in the blood of a million shitfics, and dusts himself off
[5:14:46 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: four chapters, motherfuckers
[5:15:02 AM] MetaKnight145: I could have done all of them.
[5:15:08 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: you could have
[5:15:10 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: but will you?
[5:16:55 AM] MetaKnight145:

I flew quickly to my house and I smashed inside the door and I barged the door down. I sat there panting like Pinkie Pie when she stood on the table in the episode known as Bridle gossip if y'know what I mean ;) Anyway I flew there and I was panting and my mom was sitting on couch. She said "Hey Sketti what's wong?"
I said "Nothing, just Sunshiney died and I need to go date Peter right away!"

[5:17:23 AM] MetaKnight145: You are a shitty murderer.
[5:17:35 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: [5:16 AM] MetaKnight145:

<<< I sat there panting like Pinkie Pie when she stood on the table in the episode known as Bridle gossip if y'know what I mean ;)

[5:17:40 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon goes back to Steam
[5:17:48 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[5:18:01 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: I know when I'm beaten
[5:18:06 AM] Stiggerzz, Devourer of Bacon: and I will willingly admit defeat
[5:18:31 AM] MetaKnight145:

My mom laughed gently so beauty and said "Okay, have fun... Feel free to take as much as you want from my purse before you go, ok?" Then she picked up a book about a murderer and started reading it so immersed.

[5:18:55 AM] MetaKnight145: Well, it was already established that her mother was a terrible mother and individual.
[5:21:03 AM] MetaKnight145: I still say this story isn't nearly as bad as ponyness' story.
At least this one managed to make me laugh at how fucking stupid it is.
His story was just so fucking boring I wanted to kill myself.

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