How dirty is your mind? · 6:33pm Jul 23rd, 2015
So, I got a comment on the latest chapter of Spikes & Apples that got me thinking. It was this one by Not so New Brony:
Did anyone else besides me only realize what was going on after Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy got here or did you realize the whole 'Oral Intercourse' bit way before that part?
Btw, spoilers for the chapter. Just in case you haven't read it yet.
But yeah, I'm kind of interested to know at which point each of you figured out what was actually going on in this chapter. In fact, let's a play a game with it, shall we? It's called How dirty is your mind?
Your score depends on when exactly you figured it out during your first read of the chapter:
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When Spike gripped the desk.
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Do you have stories in your favorites that aren't tagged mature? You have a very dirty mind!
Time:
One of the instances where Spike couldn't get his breathing under control or was talking to his desk.
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There's still dozens of other explanations of what could be going on. Pretty dirty mind!
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When Spike was clearly moaning while talking to RD and Fluttershy, but pretended to have stubbed his toe.
Score:
Well, with the hints that have been given and how the story has gone so far, a reasonable conclusion. Still, sorta dirty mind.
Time:
When Spike breathed fire.
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That's the point where I'd expect to see it click, considering Spike's peculiartiy. Not a dirty mind.
Time:
When AJ stuck out her head from underneath the desk and licked her lips.
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Bit slow on the uptake, aren't you? But not a dirty mind at all!
Time:
When Spike blatantly states what AJ had been doing.
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Amazing! I didn't know they had Internet at Catholic School! Or maybe you're just innocent. (But then why are you reading this story?)
So, how dirty is your mind?
I believe it was around "When Spike was clearly moaning while talking to RD and Fluttershy, but pretended to have stubbed his toe."
So... could have been worse, or better. Or worse, or better, depending on what is "worse" and what is "better"
I suspected when he gripped the desk, just based solely on the chapter title but confirmed it when he started breathing heavily and talking to himself/the desk xD.
So dirty that all of these make my brain go 'well this just happened" everytime XD
For me it was when he was just blankly staring at the paper and not concentrating, and how short he was (no pun intended) with the others.
Then again, I kinda know how you are too with your sense of humor
Internet catholic school is not as bad as people say it is. Yeah, I didn't get it till it was directly stated. I'll return my pervert card to the proper authority.
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Yeah, I guess knowing my writing style and sense of humor makes it a little more obvious to some.
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I guess it's a good thing I put that line in then. I was afraid it might come across a little condescending to some.
When he gripped the table
I can pinpoint it pretty clearly. After the point when Spike complained about hardship of focusing and after it was confirmed that the source of problems weren't guards fighting each other. Of course if it was real life or even a different kind of story it wouldn't be even in top 5 explanations. But the pattern is quite clear and I would be more surprised if it wasn't anything sexual (maybe worrying about the official reception?).
I think it would have to be the breathing for me.
One hint: the dirtiest
For me, it was when Spike gripped the desk, but I might have an unfair advantage since I know your style.
Well, considering the number of times I've fished my mind out of the gutter, I'd say I agree with your assessment.
I genuinely did not realize it was shown that she was under there.
On an unrelated note, due to a particular compination of factors, I am pretty much sex-blind. If someone makes an innuendo around me, I will usually spend a long time trying to comprehend it from a non-sexual perspective before either directly asking if it's a sex thing or realizing and blurting out "Oh, he meant his penis!" (No joke, I once said that about half-an-hour after the double-entrendre was made).
So,... yeah, I think that's what you'd call an outlying variable.
Honestly... I'm a bit disappointed... I was looking at my Feed read the Title "How dirty is your mind" and thought you're asking us what perverted Fantasies we have... but instead it's just when did we realise, that AJ is giving a mere BJ
Unfortunally I haven't read the Chapter and thus got spoiled a bit (not that it mattered for me) so I can't say how perverted I am based on this
HMm
i would say i suspected something when the crystal guard asked if Spike was alright
but knew full on when he was gripping his desk
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Not really much point in taking that test.
Don't worry. I have a pretty good idea of how perverted you are at this point.
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Yeah, considering that I already commissioned 3 Stories (4 if you count Madam Jubilee's Barn of Lust's Bonuschapter as a seperate one), made a RP with you and wrote a little Birthdaystory based on a Post you made on the RP... yeah, you have a pretty good Idea how perverted I am
My mind is so dirty and twisted you'd probably end up never talking to me again if I were to reveal what the things I've thought and the things I've seen.
Kidding! Or am I...?
I grew up with the Police Academy Moives. under the table is par for any course.
Embarrassingly enough. I only realized when Applejack crawled out from under the desk. I just though it was a build up to drama and Spike would fall deathly ill at the end of the chapter/in a subsequent chapter *shrugs*.