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Crystal Static

I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

Crystal Static Joined 26th Nov, 2013 · Offline

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  • 173 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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    0 comments · 222 views

  • 239 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

    0 comments · 258 views

  • 255 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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    1 comments · 279 views

  • 267 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

    0 comments · 276 views

  • 293 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Jul
19th
2015

So I just looked at my bookshelf... · 5:10am Jul 19th, 2015

My 'Liked' bookshelf, where I put every fic that I read that gets a green thumbs up... It has over 2400 fics in it...

I don't think I am even capable of formulating a proper response to the frankly obscene amount of words I have read on this site...

Also, I tagged my new fic because fuck you.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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Comments ( 6 )
Slavenger Karl
Slavenger Karl #1 · Jul 19th, 2015 · · ·
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I have in my "to read" folder over 1900 positions and a few years of estimated reading.

Crystal Static
Crystal Static #2 · Jul 19th, 2015 · · ·
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3251424 This is stuff I have already read...

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

Slavenger Karl
Slavenger Karl #3 · Jul 19th, 2015 · · ·
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3251532 I am at nearly 400, but I am reading mostly 20 000+ stories and overly don't give reading much time.

Crystal Static
Crystal Static #4 · Jul 19th, 2015 · · ·
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3251830 I read mostly 30k+ fics, but I also enjoy a few good one-shots.

My "butter zone" for fic length is 70k-150k words.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

Slavenger Karl
Slavenger Karl #5 · Jul 20th, 2015 · · ·
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3252497 I could say the same.

But aa a fair share of those fics are r34 and I am in need only so often... those things can lay in my stash for months...

Crystal Static
Crystal Static #6 · Jul 20th, 2015 · · ·
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3252628 Ahh, well, okay then...

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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