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Come Hither


I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

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2012

Handling My Shit · 4:38am Jul 28th, 2012

I've decided to begin writing pony fan fiction exclusively from now on. The fans, the infrastructure, and my own interests* have made that obvious choice. I've also decided that rather than be an annoying bitch who blogs after leaving for two months, I'd wait until I had a story ready to say so.

So I present to you The Dark Apprentice, which is going through the approval process as we speak. This is not the simple meet and screw that most of my fuckfics are, but is rather the longass, porn-with-plot ordeal that many have requested in the comments on my other stories. This won't be the only thing I write, though—I already have a couple ideas floating around in this mess of piss-poor wiring that I'm supposed to call my brain. After that, maybe I'll take requests. Who fucking knows.

So, yeah, you guys are great and I brought you free porn. I wish my friends did that for me.

*My interests are porn. Ridiculous amounts of porn that society at large finds disgusting. Just clarifying.

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knighty
Site Owner

Did someone say porn?

Welcome news. You've been gone so long i didn't even remember that both of your stories are on my fav list (which is surprising considering i mostly skip lesbian stories). I look forward to a ridiculous amount of porn. :rainbowwild:

Pony Porn? Pony Porn.

By the way, good to know you're back.

:twilightoops: I think I'm in the wrong section. imma go :twilightblush:

TAW

Excellent, we need more decent porn authors. Write on.

Moar porn. Moar.

All i can say is, well fucking done! I can't wait for the next chapter but you can't rush art. Keep it up man

Adding plot to the porn makes the sex that much sweeter. And I mean that in every sense of the word :rainbowwild:

Damn it Hither, Why you no update TDA!?

I give my friends free porn!

Come Hither, where the buck is my porn?

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