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RaritySimper44


I'm a gravy seal now bitches

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Jul
15th
2015

You know that moment you gotta sneeze and it just goes away right before you sneeze? · 3:11am Jul 15th, 2015

That just happened to me. I was just about to sneeze into my arm when poof it was gone. Literally! Just like that it was gone. I am not very happy right now. For numerous reasons, but that sneeze poofing away like that didn't help very much either.

Comments ( 4 )

those feelings are evil. they happened to me more then once. it's just one of the most evilest things nature can do.

Good to know someone can relate to me. I still haven't sneezed.

YES. That happened to me today too omg lol. It's like... You're about to sneeze... And you kinda want to sneeze to get it over with... And when you don't it's kinda disappointing in a weird way. At least for me, maybe I'm crazy XD.

3239334 You might be. But if you're crazy then so am I.

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