Midnight Chats #1: Why My Reviews Take So Long

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Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and welcome to Midnight Chats. It's late, I can't quite fall asleep, so why not talk? Well, to start off the discussion, I'll start by answering a commonly asked question: Why do my reviews take so long? It's rather simple, really. Not only do I have to work to find what'd be the funniest jokes, but I also have to watch the episode or read the fanfic at least twice to make sure I've checked all possible areas for critiquing or joking. Along with that, there's IRL business, and the dreaded writer's block. That, and I'm actually not that great of a speller, in case you haven't noticed with all my errors in past blogposts and such. So, I have to read over everything, and type slowly to ensure that I'll spell it correctly. But hey, that's just me. How're you guys doing at 2 in that mornin'?