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Sir Hat


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  • 403 weeks
    Ya know what, shit's okay.

    Things are better, hindsight gives clarity, and drama may rest dead.

    18 comments · 1,797 views
  • 429 weeks
    Back down, Character conflict with replacement. Still looking.

    Read title.
    Sorry about this interruption.

    14 comments · 997 views
  • 429 weeks
    Voting Closed.

    Winners are Headless, Not Brainless and Fetlock. Those will see the majority of my attention for right now. Fetlock will see a full gutting and ground-up rewrite, and I'll see where Headless is at.

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    1 comments · 752 views
  • 430 weeks
    One very quick question.

    If you can read this, please comment or message whatever story you'd most like to see get revived. The story with the most votes will be the one I choose, and then I'll start working down the list.
    Or conversely, what you'd like to see expanded or reworked.
    Ben and the Bats: 12 (Warning, I might not want to do this one. ;>>)
    Headless: 11
    Fetlock: 4
    Code Orchid: 3
    Squeeze: 2

    40 comments · 747 views
  • 439 weeks
    [no title]

    Mike: No, fuck you, I'm not dead. Everyone assumed that I'd suddenly be shitting out chapters when I said I'd write for hat. Well, Spoilers! I'm not a fast writer. I do't just magically get an idea, put it on paper and publish it as a chapter. I also do other things. I work a full time job now, I do editing for other stories, I play the fuck out of rocket league (not fallout 4

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    5 comments · 775 views
Jul
14th
2015

Someone willing to continue curse? · 1:15am Jul 14th, 2015

I asked in the product ponies group, but I figured I'd ask ya'll. Anyone want to take The Curse from me?

Report Sir Hat · 300 views · Story: The Curse ·
Comments ( 23 )

Is there like some secret episode I missed? What's up with Coke ponies? Or pepsi, I like them both.

3236102
Fan creation. Started on 4chan I think.

This is how having sex with Coke cans starts.

3236239
...Great.

I don't know why I thought I'd find someone to take the story, but I tried.

Was there for the stream when you were yelling about cutscenes everywhere at the start. :rainbowwild:

Anyway, i'd never be able to write for that story in your style.

I would give it some time, someone might come along and pick it up for you.

3236265
I doubt it, and that stream was...interesting.

Seriously, cutscenes for a solid forty minutes slowly drove me nuts.

3236246 What story are we talking about?

EDIT: Nevermind...

3236337 I am not a smart person. And can you pass that to me when you're done?

3236229 I just know that I won't be able to continue it if I tried. Sorry Hat. :applejackunsure:

3236361
It's literally the biggest piece of shit there is! Just come up with anything and make it work!

I wrote a fucking living car horse! You just make this shit up!

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I'm not asking you to take it. I'm just telling you, it's not hard.

There is no style, there is no formula, it's just make shit up.

I'm really more interested in what happened to code: orchid.

Have to admit I'm tempted, but I'm not a clop-writer.

Think I could do the 'WTF?!' factor justice, but not that, so I'm sadly going to have to pass for now. :pinkiesad2:

Man... If only I knew how to write things like this. I love Curse to death.

Can we have the source for the comic please?

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Step 1: Make stuff up
Step 2: there is no step 2

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Dead for now. Pony version is definitely dead.

That said I have plans for a giant half cat shark thing and an Australian....

Or many New Zealander.

3238330
yes there is
step 2: profit
Step 3: reflect what you are doing with your life, but then disregard it, because what the fuck are you thinking, pony a best
Step 4: fuck a cola bottle
Step 5: let your dick rest, you just fucked a cola bottle

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