So, Apparently I Blog Now.

So, I needed a way to communicate with you (the readers/critics/haters/fans of Sunset Shimmer). Nopony ever reads my homepage, and I'd rather stay on topic if I'm going to comment on my own stories, so I figured this is the next best thing.
Let's jump straight into business. Three matters of it, in fact.
One: You might be asking: "Vocal Chord, why are you so slow to post stuff? Don't you enjoy writing?"
Answer: Writing is bucking hard. Deal with it.
Two: Here's an idea I've had. See, I don't have many feasible FimFiction ideas.
(For those of you who are wondering, the difference between a normal idea and a feasible one is this: I've gotta judge whether or not you guys will actually want to read those ideas. Can't be posting raw sewage on a plate (for those of you who understand that reference).)
So, to deal with the problem, I've decided to ask you guys for some help. From this point on (until I say otherwise) I will be accepting one-shot prompt ideas (good ones only) to fill up the time between chapters of my big stories.
There's only one rule: no Luna prompts. (All you trolls out there are probably filling barrels with Luna prompts to dump on me.)
Which brings us to our third matter of business, one that's sure to set off a volley of mortar fire directed at me.
Three: I don't really like Luna.
*cringes*
No, really. Luna makes me sad. She's a sad, weepy character with a sad backstory and sad personal problems. And, unfortunately, I'd rather throw all my sadness into a big pit, where it'll eventually crumble to black dust and blow away, mixing with all my forgotten memories. (another reference).
So pardone-mwa if I'd rather support our ever-cheerful Princess of the Sun.

Welp, that just about covers it. Comments are appreciated (because it's the only human interaction I receive lately), and I hope to post more stuff when time (and by 'time' I mean 'writer's block') allows.

EDIT:
I'm in college now. I just read what I've written. It's horrible. So horrible...