F/F/T3K15 7/8 - Inaugural multi-parter (and submission poll!) · 2:38am Jul 9th, 2015
Sorry it's a tad late. We didn't give ourselves enough time to trim the last riff to its final length. It's done now, though, and right here. Unsurprisingly, a lot of people died trying to conquer just the FIRST story in here.
Oh yeah, the new one's ready for public contribution too. First multi-part project of the new reign. And... more Chatoyance. Yaaaaaaaaay. Have at it, you goddamn masochists.
Also, it's time for you guys to vote on the riff you'll see next week! There are four choices this time around, and they are as follows:
- "A Beautiful But Scary Effect" by Destroyershy96 (4447 words, suggested by Waterpear)
- "A Friendship Broken by Loyalty" by zeldafand (6065 words, suggested by Kanzerlin Maud)
- "Sister Dash" by Black Kyurem (10335 words, suggested by Rubiks_Err0r)
- "The Trixieverse I: The Grass is Always Greener" by The Sorcerer (14049 words, suggested by The Court Mage)
Skim through those and tell us what you think in this here Strawpoll. Whichever fic wins will be next week's riff, and you have until the 15th to vote. Go nuts.
3252651 Offsite, dude. Mods have no jurisdiction over what we do on Google Docs.
Also, why are you yelling at ME rather than the guy who suggested it for the poll? Or the guy who ACTUALLY organizes the riffs? Shoot the fucking messenger, why don't you.
Also also, weren't you GONE?
Triple also, do you really want to risk report abuse when you're on such thin ice?
Quad also, you said you would ASK in your blog. This is not asking.
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It was a random poll. If anyone has it the fuck in for you, it's Waterpear, who suggested it. You'd actually have known that if you'd read the blog you were replying to. Even then, I'm pretty sure he could genuinely care less about you, and just suggested the story because it had the name of some random controversial author tacked onto it.
Look at the other three in the poll. Two of them are fics by worse authors who did less to annoy people, and the last is by one of our own readers.
Your exact words were:
You still can't keep a story straight. Lying really IS a compulsion for you, isn't it?
So automatically I'm the fall guy? Aren't you doing the exact same thing to me that you're whining that people still do to you?
Was that even English? I have no idea what that sentence means.
The "un-biast" part? Did you mean the fact that I gave a background on your actions before the story started? It's a pretty unbiased statement that you were a cuntbag during the window of those bans, and you can't deny that.
Kid, I've riffed my favorite story on the site before. Quality is not inherently a factor in whether a story gets riffed. It's just worse ones give people more to work with.
Maybe you do have to. Because no it wasn't. It factually happened. You factually abused alt accounts. In fact, if I recall, you STILL have an alt that you use to white-knight for yourself in fights. Obselescence discovered that when you tried to bring it in to middle-man.
Help you by organizing them to bother me. You were trying to rally your followers to talk to me, and I doubt a lot of them would be as nice as you think they would be if you have them wrapped so tightly around your finger that they would listen to you.
You keep saying that, but you keep fucking coming back.
You know, I honestly did try to help you. You remember me trying to help you, right? I told you what you needed to do to get people off your back and get some actual goddamn respect from people that weren't your sockpuppet accounts. I told you to stop lying. To stop playing the victim and accept fault for your actions. To stop drudging up the past that you hypocritically claim you want buried and stop antagonizing the people you think are out for your head.
But you don't. Fucking. Listen. You just keep doing all the things that got you in trouble before and then wonder why you're still having a miserable time on the site. You have always brought it upon yourself, because in addition to your compulsive lying, you seem to have serious self-destructive tendencies and nasty fits of paranoid delusion.
Even now, I'm trying to be the bigger man. Notice how you're still not blocked? Yet I couldn't comment on your blog about this because YOU blocked ME after Obs found you out. I'm actually keeping communications open and letting you try to use me as a punching bag. Impotently, but I'm letting you try.
3254008 There you go twisting my words again. Im not going to continue this pointless fight because your only going to twist my words and lie to others. Also as I told others, I would like to know beforehand offline or not. This way I can't say anything. The "White-Knight" thing can be proven. He's offline right now but I'll message him to log in and prove to you that your bs-ing me. I came back to respond thats it. If you can't see though the bs your pulling, then your beyond help. I blocked you before I left. I had yet to un-block because I just got back online. I blocked you because of the one word you used that if very disrespectful to everyone. If you can't even talk without using said word, I can't help you. Now thats strike two. Next one will be a permanent block forever because I don't deal with people who use that laguage. Also if I supposedly did have another account (witch I don't), you would be blocked so.... Also one more thing- The friends/followers that I was going to have help me are people who are known and are not one-sided so don't make jugdement calls before saying that.
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I have not done that at all. That's literally been YOUR basis of argument for almost five months now, twisting words and lying to make yourself look like you're the one being wronged. The fact that you still won't stop is why you're still in this hole.
Dude, I made TWO BLOGS about it. Just because you weren't privately notified doesn't mean there was no forward warning.
Then I'll grab Obs again. Or Eldo, or Wanderer. They'll run an IP check and find the same thing they found before. Don't bring your alt in to prove it's not an alt when Obs already proved it is.
Because you can't let things go. You're taking something so impersonal so personally because of your victim complex, and you can't shake your compulsion to justify yourself to people who know who you really are and what you've actually done. You'd be a lot better off if you made good on anything you said, either months ago about changing your ways or weeks ago about leaving.
It just hit me. Are you treating my blog as some kind of mirror to talk into? Because so much of what you say applies to yourself way more than it applies to me. If you were ever honest with yourself and anyone else you ever talked to on here, you'd realize that.
Oh, boo hoo, I'm using big boy words.
First of all, there you fucking go again. Second of all, that's not even a proper stream of logic. What do blocks and alts have to do with each other?
Aside from the fact that you admitted you wanted them to help YOU. That's picking a side.
3254068 I'm only going to say two things. 1st- If what you said is true, then why did you bring it up when you raved on the story? That in itself proves my point. 2nd- Do you even know what word I was refering to? Because I don't think you do.
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I brought it up BECAUSE it was true. Unless your grammar derped and the "it" is something I DIDN'T mention, in which case I may have just forgotten when writing the intro and will gladly go back in and fix for you, you good Samaritan.
I feel like it was "cunt" or some variation thereof. Otherwise, it's something that contained no offense that you chose to take offense to anyway.
Stop using such vague and ambiguous language when trying to prove points. If you're not specific, your points are lost on the people you're trying to prove them to.
3254191 1st- You still brought it up rather it was intentional or not.
2nd- It was that word. You could have said anything and it doesn't bother me but that word is the lowest thing you could say to anyone. Now I'll message you later since the device im using isn't very reliable.
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Stop saying "it" and start specifying what "it" actually is. Vague language causes confusion.
I'm strongly tempted to hurl racial slurs around JUST to prove you wrong.
3254247 You know what im saying but im going to drop it because its a dead subject and no1 real thinks its true. Also if you want, go ahead but do you really want to risk your rep for that? One user was already ban because of that and your not above the rules. Anyways I'll be around.
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I HAVE NO IDEA. All you keep saying is "it," when "it" could mean any vast number of things I chastised you for. If it's about the alt, then...
It's not dead if you keep carrying on the discussion about it, and I'm pretty sure Obselescence is real.
Even though you keep saying you're quitting. Commit to one or the other.
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That's the EXACT point I was making when I told you to commit to doing one or the other. You keep changing it. Wouldn't it be easier to stay on OR off, rather than flip-flopping between the two? If you're gonna use the site, use the site. If you're gonna bail, bail. Stop changing it every few weeks.
I have two blogs about it, and you follow me. You literally only had to look at your feed. I don't know what else you think you were entitled to.
Also, your DEMAND (you were NOT asking, and you SAID you weren't asking) that I take the riff down directly contradicts your insistence that you don't care that you're having your story riffed.
3254595 I loged in yesterday so where are you getting your facts?
That may be true but again I just got on yesterday so there was no way of me knowing until way after the fact. Also you do know your not the only person I follow right? I had like 1000k notices (I've been off for weeks so I had alot to read) so how can I just see you on the spot. I don't look at your blogs very often. I see the reviews and thats it and that would be at least twice a week. I still stand when I said I didn't care but again I need to have some type of notice beforehand.
If you really do want to help, then stop bring up the past and I'll try to minimum the talking unless someone ask ok? Is that to much to ask?
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From your inconsistent "still using the site"/"abandoning this place" messages you've been giving for MONTHS. You logging in yesterday just means you've started the "I'm here" part of the cycle.
Exactly. That would also be true if you'd been PM'd or alerted through some other on-site avenue. You wouldn't have seen it until yesterday, and still gotten pissy.
Twice a week? The episode blogs only go up ONCE a week. The other ones are my RIFF BLOGS.
You wouldn't have gotten it anyway, as you just said yourself you only got on again yesterday.
I stop bringing up the past when you stop repeating it. Deal?
3254708 You're still not stopping, though. You only owned up to the one thing, when that's not the only thing you've been doing wrong. You've been abusing alt accounts, you've been lying through your teeth, you've been twisting words and situations to paint yourself the victim, and half that giant paragraph featured two of those three things.
You have to own up to everything. And you have to stop doing the things that are making people hate you. Change your behavior, even if that means not speaking to others AT ALL. No more lies. No more playing the victim. I've only been telling you that for literally months.
If you don't intend to fix the REAL problems, get the fuck off my page.
3254684 *This was after I sent my last message*
I told you I wasn't mad just annoyed check the definition because I don't think you know what they mean. Also I meant that I see one review and the next time I see a random blog you did so that covers that. AGAIN I'm aware I wouldn't have seen it until yesterday but at least I wouldn't be able to say anything if it was sent before the blog. On a unrelated note... I know my choices of words were bad but type on the small device isn't easy. Not an excuse I know but just letting you know.
3254725 You're putting words in my mouth. Nowhere in that segment did I say you were angry. I'm saying that you TOLD me to take it down as opposed to asking, and that it meant you cared more than you were insisting you were.
3254737 Well, you know what to do to remove the bad blood. It's tragic that you won't commit to doing it.
3254913 Or you can drop this compulsion, drop this NEED to be the good guy who's always right, and leave me alone.
3255053 So you say... So I have legit proof and now you want to drop it? Normally I would have agreed but you called me out on something not true. This was the only thing I wanted to prove. Once you admit that you were wrong (and what his name) that I was right then I'll leave it be.
3255071 I'm not interested in your solo dogpile. And if you bring your alt here, I'm getting the mods involved in an official capacity.
3255093 How unfortunate. It seems I was wrong to think your the better person. Goodbye.
3255115 Nice edit from calling me a coward, coward. I'm afraid this is the last time we'll be speaking.
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Oh my dear sweet stars, this is the most fun I have had in ages.
3255189 Too bad Destroyer's back in delete-the-evidence mode. I'm not sure whether to delete my own comments in turn, but I quoted his enough that the conversation can still be gleamed.
EDIT: Okay, he seems to only be deleting the most incriminating ones. That I mostly quoted in responses anyway.
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I'm not having fun. This is just sad.
3255326 Well, you DID get here too late to see it when it was there. I think.
This is equal parts tragic and hilarious, like Gallows Humor almost except with a lot more stupid added into the mix. I feel like this series of events can be best summed up as 'Mother-Cunting Summer'
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Oh, this comment section is delightful!