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The Cynical Brony

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

The Cynical Brony Joined 17th Aug, 2014 · Offline

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Jul
6th
2015

Cynical Plays Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 · 5:50pm Jul 6th, 2015

Note: This actually happened.

Cynical: Okay, going into Heroes and Heralds mode... yes! The bonus stage!
*Selects Hulk, Ghost Rider, and Phoenix Wright*
I managed to beat two of the opponents easy enough, but then...
"I shall not fail!"
It all went to Hell as soon as I heard that voice and Arthur appeared as the final openent. For those of you who don't know, he is easily the worst character in the game. However, he ALWAYS wins by repeating the same move, the Lance Throw. The computer hid in the corner like an asshole, repeating this move until EVERYONE on my team died. This actually got me to shout this out when I lost:
Cynical: Arthur, you spear-slinging son of a slut! :flutterrage::twilightangry2:
Even computers can be fucking campers. :ajbemused:

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Comments ( 6 )
The Court Mage
The Court Mage #3 · Jul 6th, 2015 · · ·
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3212079 EDGEEWOOOOORRTH! I'LL BURY YOOUUUUUUU!

The Court Mage
The Court Mage #4 · Jul 6th, 2015 · · ·
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3212079 So, on what console do you play? :trixieshiftright:

Comment posted by Hellblazer deleted Jul 6th, 2015
The Court Mage
The Court Mage #6 · Jul 6th, 2015 · · ·
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3212256 Hm...in that case....:trixieshiftleft:

(For the 2nd time in my life, I'm glad I have a Xbox...)

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