THAT IS IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH SFM! I AM F**KING DONE! · 10:06pm Jul 4th, 2015
I hate it so...so...so god damn much...my blood, it literally...boils...with seething livid fury...every time I open that...god awful program, and have no fucking....guide, or tutorial...and it freezes and crashes on me...I have had this program...for two years...I haven't been able to make...so much...as a single second...of animation...
Fuck you, SFM...just...go to...fucking hell...I am...desperately trying...to keep myself...under...control...keep myself...from destroying...my laptop...I hate...SFM so so much...my face is...hot red...my temples are honestly...bleeding from the anger...erupting within me...I want...to...to kill something...or someone...help me...please!
I...could really use...some funny GIFs and pictures right now people...and I could use...them right...fucking...now...before...oh god the rage is slipping...!...deeee...gaaaaah...aaaaarrrrrgh...bwaaa...!!!
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I have some on my phone. Wait 'til I upload them somewhere.
And there's another 9 on YouTube...
1. You'd be good in Rage Reviews.
2. Have some brain bleach:
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hug
3207020 Here we go, four pics in an album.
Alright! I'm off to the internet!
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I'm back! Here's what I found:
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Screaming fish!
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3207029 Rage...reviews?
Oh no...bad idea...dude...many, many...MANY...heads would be rolling...corpse-like eyes...staring into dead nothingness...at least...anger is...very slowing...decreasing...I make Asura look...like...like a calm pussy right now...seething steam...damn you, SFM...!!!
WATCH THE VALVE TUTORIALS ON HOW TO USE IT ON YOUTUBE AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE THESE PROBLEMS.
Someone mentioned uploaded photos and I realized I have a giant cache of awesome pictures.
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I haven't reached where the bulk of my GIFs are located, if you'd like me to post some of those.
3207056 Quoting Silver the Hedgehog from Sonic 06...
"IT'S NO USE!"
Seriously, you think I've not tried that? It seems that I may never get to make an SFM, and I think after the past few days I've been trying, it is most definitely and absolutely for the best I do not. I cannot move the camera efficiently to set up shots properly, I have no fucking clue how to get the character rig models I want to use in SFM, there is a myriad of things I am being very very frustrated by.
So...I'll give GMod a chance at least. If I could figure out a way to record stuff in GMod, like use the camera function properly in the game itself, maybe I can at least try doing some GMod videos. There MUST be some guides to do it, surely?
3207055
I'm in the group.
It's a group where users review fanfics. Quite simple, actually.
3207066 Your contribution pleases me quite a bit. The world shall perhaps yet be spared from my infuriating wrath...
3207081 Oh dear no then!
If I tear into something, I can be merciless when I want to. Trust me, after tonight I am in that frame of mind where I am seriously concerned that doing anything like what you recommend there may lead to some innocent kid elsewhere in the world being reduced to tears, or worse...that is how angry SFM has made me tonight; I may take all my rage out on someone and it could lead to dire consequences.
So, I think I'll skip that group...unless Mandopony submits any fanfics? I don't mind unleashing my rage on him. If I have to off one person it may as well be that little douchebag.
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Why do you have something against Mandopony?
Also, some users have actually found the reviews of their stories quite helpful.
Fuck people already beat me to it. FUCK!!!
3207157 Oh, he knows why. And the reaper's gonna be calling on his doorstep if he doesn't confess his sins...
(looks over to his homemade scythe)
Hugz?
Hug?
3207071 Dude, it takes months to learn SFM, not days.
3207553 I'VE HAD THE BASTARD FOR TWO YEARS AND ITS NEVER LET ME DO ONE FUCKING SECOND OF ANIMATION! Sorry, but this isn't even a joke anymore, the punchline was never there. It was just a massive troll. But I don't care anymore because I'm getting a bit better at my usual animating methods and I've got one big project idea in the works, but it seriously requires musicians.
No, not Mandopony. I'll castrate my ballsack before I ask him for anything. I wonder how much AcousticBrony or Living Tombstone charges, or anyone here who can play instruments...?
3207620 Lol you should ask MandoPony, he can't do electronic well, but instrumentals are good from him.
3207620 What issue do you have with MandoPony?
3207765 (spits venomously) Never...
3207907 What's important is that he knows what it is, I know what it is, and there is no need to involve anyone else in our business. Besides, you would't be able to handle the truth.
Oh, and do you like donuts?
3208642 I can handle the truth perfectly well, and if you don't tell me I'll just assume that you're being petty and whiny about it.
And yes I like donuts.
3208727 I just don't like him. That's it, okay? I don't know why I dont like him, it's...just something about him that makes me feel very suspicious and uneasy. I see that smiling avatar of his in the thumbnails of his videos and I just get this cold wicked feeling in my gut that there's something wrong with it. I don't particularly support him and that's that.
Oh, and because I had an argument with him in the past about making a video or something and it didn't go down very well.
And good that you like donuts. Very good indeed. Excellent.
Now can we please change the subject?
3207441
He knows why? Did you comment on one of his videos about something? Do you dislike his songs?
3208796 Change the subject? K sure.
Terraria.
3209386 Played that the other day. Lost my Hallowed armor accidentally after forgetting there was fall damage in the game. Got VERY upset and took an axe to some firewood to quell my anger. Yourself?
3209662 I play it on iOS that doesn't have the difficulty setting. I cleared the game data and started a new world, but I can't defeat the Wall of Flesh because the Underworld is full of giant mountains that I get stopped by with enormous lava lakes that I keep falling into.
3209675 The Wall of Flesh is easy if you set up a massive bridge first. Then you summon the Wall of Flesh and just run along the bridge while shooting at the damn thing. Just remember that if you are furthest left, the Wall of Flesh spawn to the left, and if you're furthest right, it will spawn right. I can beat the Wall of Flesh without too much trouble, but then I did have my cool-ass armor, so now I have to kill the Destroyer again. Sigh...
WHY DID I LOSE MY PRECIOUS HALLOWED ARMOR!? (begins crying like a little bitch)
3209682 A) I have tried building a bridge, but lava gets in the way.
B) Shooting the Wall of Flesh is fucking stupid when you have Molten Armor, 400 HP, Healing Potions, and the Night's Edge.
C) I know how to beat the Wall of Flesh. I've done it twice before.
3208640 Do it fgt.
3209726 Well, I've always built the bridges. I find lots of cool stuff along the way to loot and collect. But you know, each player has their own methods, right?
3209856 Did you just call me...?
3209901 DO IT, FGT.
3209899 I didn't say it was a bad idea—shooting him is a bad idea. I said I was unable to build the bridges.