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Lurks-no-More


Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

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  • 76 weeks
    Old Stories

    They say that everything old is new again. Sometimes that's true, I think.

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  • 127 weeks
    G5 - Where is Sunny's Mom?

    Where, indeed, is Sunny's mother? We see Argyle, her dad, and the movie very strongly implies he's dead -- or has been missing for years, presumed dead -- but there's no sign of her mother anywhere.

    Similarly, Sprout's mother Phyllis features prominently, but there's no sign of his father.

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  • 137 weeks
    Dune - go see it

    What the title says, basically. The new Dune movie is seriously good, and if you like Dune, or sweeping SF epics in general, you should go see it, preferably on the biggest screen you can. It's gorgeous! The movie follows the book much better than the Lynch film did, and lets the environment play a big role, as is fitting.

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  • 140 weeks
    Just in case it needs to be said:

    If you haven't already, go get vaccinated against Covid-19, ASAP. The vaccines are safe and they work.

    Do not try any of the purported "cures" like hydroxichloroquin or, sigh, ivermectin.

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  • 199 weeks
    In case it wasn't obvious yet...

    No, I do not want Nazis in this fandom.

    I don't want stories about cutesy Nazi OCs, who exist to give "ironic" cover to actual Nazis and racists, and to normalize Nazi presence in MLP fandom.

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Jun
30th
2015

Party Pooped - Pinkie's Trip · 5:20pm Jun 30th, 2015

It was a heroquest.

As the Trickster of Twilight's Ring, she went questing for a solution to the yak problem... and won through by accidentally and humorously defeating herself at the brink of conventional success. She was probably physically tripping out on cake frosting somewhere.

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Comments ( 3 )

She was hopped up on LSD in her cellar base behind some balloons. :pinkiecrazy: She was woken up by her friends coming in and talking about her. Everything else was the acid talking.

The Yaks declared war on Griffons next. :pinkiesad2:They were all eaten. :pinkiehappy:No, I didn't like the episode.

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My SO and I thought that the authentic yak sled she rode back on was going to be the "item from home" that won the yaks over.

The other thing is if you notice it's made clear that despite seeing it everything after the stagecoach falls off the cliff is a story Pinkie tells Cadence. In fact the story may have started well before that. We know Pinkie isn't a reliable narrator, unless "and that's how Equestria was made" makes sense with her cutie mark story. On the other hand it is Pinkie so if anyone could get on a sled countless miles away and slide all the way back home after falling down a hill it would be her. I mean she slides up her slide somehow, and Fluttershy points it out, even though she's seemingly forgotten she can fly again. In fact Im 90% sure she was even airborne when she wondered about getting up. Though it is Equestria so even though it seems ridiculous maybe even the Beetles joke actually happened, complete with the stallions growing out their manes and beards at a silly rate and everything else suggesting a great amount of time had passed.

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