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  • 311 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: The Parent Map

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  • 312 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Horse Play

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Jun
27th
2015

Twilight is totally right · 8:33pm Jun 27th, 2015

Quesadillas are evil. She is right to fear them.

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I need to watch the new episode. I love quesadillas!

She never said they were evil. Just that they're so cheesy.

I am going to ad this to her snake phobia.

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Out of all the poorly thought-out jokes in this episode, that one was about the biggest stretch.

This episode... was better than last week's. but that's like calling Moe the smart Stooge.

I have to admit that part made me laugh.

The joke had so many holes, I guess you could say it was executed too swissly.

Twilight may be right, but not for the reasons you might think…

Ahh, the power of Cheese.™

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I think the Moon one was my favorite.

Dangerously cheesy...

I thought the joke that was coming from the list about Twilight's party was "Twilight likes vanilla ice cream, red balloons, and dancing. Note: never let Twilight start dancing."

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I went back to that part, and realized that Fluttershy frowns when she gets to "dancing!"

3187653 You watch The Three Stooges, too?! That's my favorite show!

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