What I am doing instead of writing... · 8:31pm Jun 18th, 2015
As the title says...
Well, not EXACTLY instead of Writing.
I wrote during school, I promise!
You don't believe me?
Then read this!
Once upon a time in a forest there was an eagle. He was sitting on a tree, noone knew what he did, noone but me. And I'm telling you now: He was doing photo-synthesis.
But then a hiker, who had seen the eagle soar beforehand, came to see him close up. As he saw what the eagle was doing, his brain couldn't take the sheer awesomeness of the eagle, and caused his head to explode.
Some mice nearby saw this, and suddenly got intelligent and became sapient. They bred like rats and went to war against humanity.
Neither side could win, so a nerdy geek scientist searched a way to end the war. His journey ended when he saw the mighty eagle doing photo-synthesis. His brain overloaded from sheer arousal too, but not before he could device a weapon:
The candy-icecream-bomb!
This allowed them to win the war, the eagle was still imitating plants, the geek was trapped in an asylum,, and the rats began to initiate plans.
Everyone lived never happy after.
What this has to do with Winter, Frost and Cold?
Excellent question!
I don't know. Actually, I wrote this to let you know I'm not dead yet. And because I am wondering whether or not this is what you are supposed to write in the 8. grade.
I mean, WHAT THE HELL IS THE MAKER OF SENSE DOING???
Not helping me, that much is sure. I shouldn't just type what I am thinking, should I?
No wonder Winter, Frost and Cold probably is pretty confusing... and fast-paced...
ARGH!
Just so you guys know, the next chapter is at 1.009 words. And it is that way for atleast three weeks now.
I feel bad.
Why am I typing this?
With so many spaces?
