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Jun
18th
2015

It's a bit surreal honestly. · 8:49am Jun 18th, 2015

My older brother texted me and told me a random person on Omegle was a fan of the Changeling Doll. I went downstairs and watched as he had a bit of a fangasm out while my brother and I acted like dipdos.

Pretty interesting way to end the night.

Edit:

"You vain little shit." -Older brother.

"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE-" -Me.

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Comments ( 15 )

You've made it.

dipdos? Dorritos?

Horsefamous!

Yeeah, that first moment when you say "hello, I'm [X]" somewhere and instead of "Mkay, hi" you get "OMG you wrote [Y], didn't you?"

...that's kinda weird, that moment :rainbowlaugh:

We here boys. We made it.

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My brother told him I was a queermo. So I told my brother "I prefer dipdo, thank you."

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I AM HORSE MAN I AM HORSE MAN.

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I used to put Dippity Doo in my hair when I was younger. Lots of it. Kept my kinky shit manageable. I hated that stuff, but I wasn't allowed to walk around looking like Einstein.

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I think your Einstein hair is cool personally. Would the fact Derpy was called Ditzy Doo at one point have anything to do with you having favor towards her?

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We're both derp eyed. That's my connection with her.

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Oh, that's cute.

That must've been awesome. Congrats!

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