Just in case one of you idiots finds this

This is mainly for any of my actual friends who decide to do a Google search on my screen name. You found my MLP fanfiction account, aren't you clever?
You're probably wondering why I bag bronies and furries so much, it's mainly because they scare the shit out of me, because both subcultures have their lure. Although, I'm not very invested in either.
I used to be really into MLP, just like Ketcham, and while he made windows icons with ponies mixed in, I read fanfiction. A little of it is pretty good, some of it is all right, and the rest is just god awful, mainly due to self inserts where a brony gets to meet his equine waifu... But unlike those people, I have some taste, especially now where I no longer pick up anything new. In fact, there is only one story I bother to read any more called The Rise of Darth Vulcan.
But what about the television show? Well, I've watched the entirety of the first season and a bit of the second, that's it. I got sick of it after that and ended up hating myself, like I had just eaten too much cake, except that I'm never ashamed of that, I'm just using it as a metaphor.

You're probably also wondering about what I said about furries. If you haven't made the connection between Etrin senpai and the various profile pictures of rather smart looking dogs (they're actual photos of dogs, I'm not suicidal), I am a bit of a furry now. Not to the extent that I'm going to play the violin while wearing a fox fursuit and upload the video to YouTube, nor watch that, but enough that I think the entirely non-erotic pictures of anthropomorphic dogs and foxes look pretty cool. I probably could have not mentioned that, but if one of you find this, you may as well get the whole picture. You might not even think that counts as being a furry, but I'm just trying to cover all bases. I'd rather just say it right off the bat than try to deny it later.

Anyway, to you pony loving fags on here, you may ignore this post (yeah I might have made you read through it, but then why are you even reading my shit?), to the guys who now know more about me, feel free to throw the no longer bag imprisoned cat at one of the others' face, if one of you manages to find this, or I decide to link you to some of this, then it's probably time I stop hiding it. Although, you might want to ignore some of the stuff I've written here. I've made a lot of posts and I have some idea of what I may have written. Just be aware that if it's really faggoty, it was probably written years ago when I was still watching the stupid cartoon. Also, I'm pretty sure Chris already knows that I watched MLP at some point, he's not that stupid.