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Lord Megatron


I am the Dominator, I am the Destroyer, I am MEGATRON!

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  • 457 weeks
    PW: Chrysalis Quits

    *Some ancient Breezies children are playfully running in a field, not far from a series of caves. They run past some ferns, not seeing the concealed Predaponies behind them*

    There! That will be our new colony! *The deranged Trixie says as she points her hoof in the direction of the caves.*

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  • 470 weeks
    Mirrorverse Luna vs Mirrorverse Celestia

    Nightmare Moon: Celestia, have you extracted those recognition orders yet?

    Mirrorverse Celestia: Soon my liege, a little deeper. *She says as she fiddle around with Rainbow Blitz's brain with her magic. Soon she get's an unexpected result.*

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  • 470 weeks
    Punch of Kill Everything

    .1
    *Sombra is firing random blasts at the autoponies, which Rainbow Dash is dodging with great ease*
    Sombra: Hold still Autopony Scum!

    Rainbow Dash: Ah why don't you just chill out!

    *In a flash Sombra becomes Ahutizotl who then shoots an ice beam from his right hand blanketing the ground beneath him and the area surrounding him with ice*

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  • 470 weeks
    Nightmare Moon Kills Tirek

    Nightmare Moon: To me my loyal Deceptiponies!
    *Mirrorverse Luna and Mane-iac jump down from the hole in the tower they were standing in.

    Tirek: Ah, looks like y decision's been made! *he says tossing Rainbow Dash to the side*

    *Mirrorverse Luna and Mane-iac land behind Nightmare Moon*

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  • 470 weeks
    Dare to be stupid

    *Pinkie-Gar (riding atop Cheese Sandwich) and the partyions charge at the Autoponies*

    Pinkie-Gar: "Don't look behind door number two, Monty. It's time to play 'End of the Line, My Valentine!' Ge-roni-do-ron-roni-MOOOOOOO"

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May
30th
2015

Punch of Kill Everything · 3:03am May 30th, 2015

.1
*Sombra is firing random blasts at the autoponies, which Rainbow Dash is dodging with great ease*
Sombra: Hold still Autopony Scum!

Rainbow Dash: Ah why don't you just chill out!

*In a flash Sombra becomes Ahutizotl who then shoots an ice beam from his right hand blanketing the ground beneath him and the area surrounding him with ice*
Ahutizotl: As you wish.
*Rainbow Dash slips on the ice, falling flat on her back, and slides towards the two Deceptiponies*
Twilight Sparkle: Hang on Rainbow Dash!

Mirrorverse Luna: Where is our glorious leader? *Raises hoof to stomp on Rainbow Dash, but as she brings it crashing down Twilight grabs dash with her magic and pulls dash into her* Where is Nightmare Moon?!

Rainbow Dash: Big scary gal? *looks up at sparkle* Didn't she turn into a fireball over Cleveland?

Mirrorverse Luna: I-i-i-i-it's a lie! Nightmare Moon lives! *Mirrorverse Luna envelopes her lower right leg with magic (which oddly causes the bottom of her hoof to blink red) and raises it above her head, before slamming it into the ground causing a massive explosion which leaves the autoponies groaning in pain*

*Sombra pushes some rubble off of him and Luna*
Sombra: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, GIVE ME SOME WARNING BEFORE YOU USE THE PUNCH!


.2
*Grandpa Smith is charging down the road when he's attacked by Ahutizotl using ice bombs*
Ahutizotl: I suggest you hand over the key autopony!
*Grandpa resumes his running before Ahutizotl corners him with more ice bombs. Mirrorverse Luna then flies in using her magic to make P.OK.Es around her front hoofs*
Mirrorverse Luna: The master will not be denied! *She then strikes the ground with a P.O.K.E. sending Smith against a nearby wall. Sombra then flies over*
Sombra: The Key Autopony!

Grandpa Smith: You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead, prosthetic hoof!
*In a flash Sombra becomes Ahutizotl and freezes Smith with hes ice beams. He than lands next to Smith and in a flash becomes Mane-iac*
Mane-iac: Well, it may not exactly dead, but it's certainly cold! *Mane-iac tears off the upper half of the prosthetic limb while insanely laughing, causing Smith to stair in a shocked/grimacing expression beneath the ice*
Mirrorverse Luna: Quickly, the master awaits!
*the two then fly off. Shortly thereafter, Grandpa Smith breaks out of the ice and looks at his now busted leg*
Grandpa Smith: Great, now what am I gonna tell the kid?


.3
*Applejack groans as Mirrorverse Luna holds her above here head*
Mirrorverse Luna: Fool! No one challenges the rule of Nightmare Moon! *she then throws Applejack away a good distance. She then readies a P.O.K.E around her front right hoof and raises it* In the name of the glorious deceptipony race, I- *before she could finish, an apple hits the odd red glowing bottom of her hoof, causing an explosion that sends her flying away*
AppleJack: Ya talk too much partn'r


.4
*Grandpa Smith and Rainbow Dash follow a trail of confetti all the way to in front of Pinkie Pie*

Pinkie Pie: Hello! Would you like a party? :pinkiesmile:

Rainbow Dash: Just hand over the microbots, and nopony gets hurt.
*Pinkie Pie starts reaching into her mane and starts pulling out random stuff*
Pinkie Pie: hmmm.....microphone, microscope, microfiber-
*Smith grabs Pinkie by the shoulders and starts shaking her*
Grandpa Smith: Listen you useless, useless, hunk of brain dead tissue-
*Mirrorverse Luna comes out of hiding beside them*
Mirrorverse Luna: That is no way to address a loyal servant of the great and wise Nightmare Moon! *She shouts before creating a P.O.K.E around her left leg*

*Luna lowers her hoof until it's just in front of Grandpa Smith's face threateningly*
Pinkie Pie: Ah the universal greeting! *Luna blinks in confusion twice* Party-Weep-Grannah Wheep Ni Ni Bong. *Pinkie slowly reaches her hoof out towards the red flashing part of Luna's hoof. Smith runs over and grabs the Breezy Sari and runs for cover*
Grandpa Smith: LOOK OUT!
*Shortly after an explosion demolishes the nearby area*

Mirrorverse Luna: *grunt* Those accursed autoponies will pay for their insolence!

Pinkie Pie: Right! Cash, check, or credit card? *She asked as she brought out a cash register, which is swiftly slapped out of her hoofs by Luna*

Mirrorverse Luna: ATTACK!!!!
Pinkie reaches into her mane as she speaks and brings out several items*
Pinkie Pie: Right, what kinda of tack would you like? Thumb tack? Income tack?

Mirrorverse Luna: Ugh :facehoof: never mind!


.5
Ahutizotl: We both owe you two a huge debt.

Flim: Awe come on it was nothing.

Flam: Nothing a little forty way apple cider couldn't make up for.

Ahutizotl: Oh we have something much stronger than that for you.
*standing behind Flim&Flam, Luna raises her hoof and create a P.O.K.E around it*

Nightmare Moon: Wait!
*This caught Luna off guard, causing her to stumble backwards into the mining tunnel behind her, followed by an explosion.
Mirrorverse Luna: I'm ok!

Nightmare Moon: These two might be useful to me.


.6
*Discord leans up (still on one knee though) and certain areas on his body opened up and reveled laser cannons and missile launchers, which quickly opened fire on the nearby Deceptiponies, causing them to scramble in the chaos*
Discord: Thanks Fluttershy.
*Discord's parts go back to normal*
Yellow Tirek Clone: Oh great and mighty Autopony, it is an honor to merely bask in your majestic pres-HA! *he was cut off by Discord bringing his paw down on top of him*

Grey Tirek Clone: Hey look your shoe is untied! *Discord kicks him*
*Sombra flies up to his face*
Sombra: You overgrown Autopony! I will tear you apart so bad you'll need a guiding spell just to find your own tail! *he said while charging up his horn, right before Discord headbutted him, sending him flying. In a flash Sombra became Mane-iac*
Mayday! Mayday! Let's all dance around the May pool!
*Meanwhile Luna formed P.O.K.E. spells around her front hoofs, before launching the spells at Discord, who's head flashed and became a cannon and disintegrated the spells, and sent Luna falling to the ground*


.7
Diamond Tiara: ooh my my, what a golden opportunity.
*Diamond Tiara reached up and removed the muzzle off of Mirrorverse Luna's mouth*
Mirrorverse Luna: The autopony fools will pay for their insolence. Remove these magic cuffs at once!

Diamond Tiara: mmm all in good time. First we need to discuss compensation. You get freedom, but what do I get? You see where I'm going here?

Mirrorverse Luna: The honor of serving Nightmare Moon should be reward enough!
*$cha$ching$*
Diamond Tiara: Nightmare Moon! Why didn't you say so?!? The old war monger is my number one costumer! *opens up saddle bag/portal and reaches in, then pulls out a remote. After pushing it's only button the magic cuffs come off all the Deceptiponies* Now let's see about getting you rearmed! *reaches into bag and pulls out several magical items and hands them off while speaking* It's been stellercycles, but I never forget a weapon. Naturally everything comes with a million solar cycle warranty, excluding battle damage of course.

Yellow Tirek Clone: May I just say what an admirer if the noble arms dealing proficient.

Sombra: Enough talk, let's kick some Autopony butts! YEAH!

Grey Tirek Clone: Oh I would never do that!

Mirrorverse Luna: In the glorious name of Nightmare Moon, revenge shall be ours!

Few minutes later, after beating the autoponies on the ship's bridge.

Mirrorverse Luna: And now your pathetic lives will be extinguished, once and for all! *She said as she readied a P.O.K.E around her left leg*
Diamond Tiara: Now let's not be hasty. Do you know how hard it is to get decent elite guard armor these days? These babies are a gold mine!

Ahutizotl: Hmm, there is a certain logic to keeping them alive.

Diamond Tiara: You kidding?! We could make enough to retire to a beach island on Neighulous! Where the Apple Cider is a smooth as a filly's body. Not to mention with these four you have a bargaining chip, maybe to help you find Nightmare Moon.

Mirrorverse Luna: Very well, we will keep these pathetic autoponies alive. For the glory of Nightmare Moon.

An hour later, after Twilight Sparkle has managed to get on board and free the autoponies.

Mirrorverse Luna: Destroy every last autopony!
*the Deceptiponies charge the autoponies, but Twilight slices a pipe that creates a steam smokescreen for a second, allowing Vinyl Scratch to escape down a hallway*
Ahutizotl: She's escaping!

Mirrorverse Luna: None shall escape! *She then arms a P.O.K.E and successfully crashes it into the floor, rupturing a hole out into space sucking everypony out of the ship*


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Note: Whew that took a while. OK .4: "Thumb tack? Income tack?" Yes I skipped one, but that's because I couldn't make out what the 2nd one was he said. .6 yes for those who've seen this episode, I've actually broken my own continuity by replacing Grandpa smith (gender swapped Granny smith or whatever her name is) with Fluttershy in terms of who's playing Ratchet, but only because Discord & Fluttershy get along so well.

Right now that this is done, hopefully I can find something smaller, and easier to do.

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