The Chat Room #1 · 10:03pm Jul 20th, 2012
WELCOME TO THE CHAT ROOM
WITH YOUR HOST BRONYGC AND BLAZE ARLIS
*Applause*
BronyGC and Blaze: *Waves to crowd and sat down, Blaze on a couch, GC on a rotating chair*
BronyGC: How are you doing everypony? *Applause and cheers* So we got a great show tonight and-
Blaze: This isn't a show, it's a blog.
BronyGC: Fine then, we've got a great blog here tonight, how about that? *crowd laughs*
Blaze: That's better.
BronyGC: Thank you.
Blaze: For once.
BronyGC: Hey! *crowd laughes even harder* Oh well, so as i was saying we've got a great blog tonight and, a lot of crap has been happening
Blaze: Yeah, it pisses me off
BronyGC: Like Howard Stern, what is with that guy?
Blaze: I know right, i mean, did you hear what he said. 'Only losers go to comic con, but people who go to comic con are winners compared to bronies' what the hell?
BronyGC: He is a son of a bitch. I wish i could have gone to Brony con though.
Blaze: Why didn't you go?
BronyGC: I'm 15 and i live in portugal.
Blaze: Oh!
BronyGC: Yeah i know but let's not get off topic. This guy thinks he did his research on us and thinks we're weird, that... made me want to kick him in the nuts when i see him.
Blaze: I would help you, but you know, i'm not real.
BronyGC: I mean yeah, we do some of the things the guys being interviewd say we do, but saying that being a brony is a shame... he's starting a war when he said.
Blaze: Plus, there might be celebrities out there that could be bronies and he doesn't know it.
BronyGC: He is one messed up motherbeep
Blaze: Yeah.
BronyGC: Changing the subject, how has life been treating you when you arrived in ponyville?
Blaze: It's been great, a lot better than Canterlot, i'll tell you that.
BronyGC: I went there once. They were either feeding me from afar or thinking food was my weakness. *crowd is silent* I told Jackson not to use that joke. He never listens. JACKSON! This is coming out of your salary.
In the studios
Jackson: Damn it!
Ashley: Why would you think that's funny?
Jackson: Shut up.
Back to the chat room
BronyGC: So tell me what was the first thing you did got there?
Blaze: The first thing was to find a job that would suit my talents.
BronyGC: And your talent is?
Blaze: ... you're kidding right?
BronyGC: No why?
Blaze: I'm your OC, i thought you knew.
BronyGC: I do know.
Blaze: Then why are you asking? *GC points to the crowd* Oh, i forgot about them for a second. *laughter* I am a rapper.
BronyGC: A rapper?
Blaze: Yes.
BronyGC: Are you the only rapper in equestria?
Blaze: I guess so.
BronyGC: Where do you work?
Blaze: I work with Vinyl Scratch at club PON-3.
BronyGC: Wow, so you,like ummm, you entertain the ponies?
Blaze: That's one way of putting it. Most of the times i sing alone, other times Vinyl djs with me and there are times when there are ponies who sing along with me as features.
BronyGC: How many of them have featured in the songs?
Blaze: 3 actually, there's Vinyl of course, Octavia, nice mare, good to be around and there was this colt by the name of Bruno Manes.
BronyGC: That name sounds like Bruno Mars, freaky. Listen, there have been rumors that you and DJ PON3 are together, i gotta ask you, is that true?
Blaze: haha, a lot of ponies ask me that and i give them the same answers, no, me and vinyl are just friends, plus i already have a mare in my life.
BronyGC: You do? Can you tell us who she is?
Blaze: Her name is Applejack. She is just the best mare i have met in my entire life. The moments i laid my eyes on her, i just knew we had a connection. *Awwws*
BronyGC: Seems like you've hit the jackpot on that mare.
Blaze: We're expecting a foal very soon too.*Cheers*
BronyGC: Oh really now? Is it a colt or a filly, do you know?
Blaze: It's a colt.
BronyGC: Did you hear that ladies, it's a colt. Better watch out for the fillies, they might fall for him.*Cheers and laughs, Blaze blushes slightly* Did you 2 agree on a name?
Blaze: Lightning Strike Apple.
BronyGC: Lightning strikes apple? Where? *laughs*
Blaze: Very funny man. But seriously that's his name because he's going to be part of the apple family.
BronyGC: That is precious. You're gonna be a great father by the way.
Blaze: Thanks.
BronyGC: When we come WOWsah is gonna be here *Applause* Stick around everypony.
After the break
BronyGC: And now Ladies and gentlecolts, WOWsah feat Octavia - Love the way you lie.*Cheers*
[Octavia]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[WOWsah (Blaze)]
I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
I offer love
Drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffin' paint
And I love it the more I suffer,
I suffocate
Right before I'm about to drown,
She resuscitates me,
She fuckin' hates me,
And I love it
Wait!
Where you going?
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again,
It's so insane
Cuz when it's going good,
It's going great
I'm Supercolt with the wind in his back
She's Lois Mane
But when it's bad,
It's awful
I feel so ashamed,
I snap "who's that dude?"
I don't even know his name
I laid hooves on him,
I never stood so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength
[Octavia]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[WOWsah]
You ever love somepony so much,
You can barely breathe when you with 'em?
You meet
And neither one of you even know it hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling,
Yeah them chills you still get 'em
Now you gettin' fuckin' sick of lookin' at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em,
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit 'em
You push,
Pull each other's hair,
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down,
Pin 'em,
So lost in the moments when you're in 'em
It's the craze that the corporate controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today,
That was yesterday,
Yesterday is over and it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over
But you promised her,
Next time you'd show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo Game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it "window pane"
[Octavia]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear my cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[WOWsah]
Now I know we said things,
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same patterns,
Same team
But your temper's just as bad as mine is
You're the same as me
When it comes to love you're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much,
To walk away now
Come inside,
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault,
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed,
I'll aim my fist at the dry wall
Next time?
There won't be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games,
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again,
Ima tie her to the bed
And set this house on fire
Just gonna
[WOWsah]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear my cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
*Cheers and whistles from the crowd
BronyGC: That's our show for tonight, Goodnight Everypony!
You fail, Jackson!