A Conversation with my Brony Friend Who Doesn't Read Fanfics

Describing what most fics are like:
[8:54:12 PM] leinaD: 'uhm tihs is my frist stry is abut me in equetria im alicrn who mrries ranbow desh'
[8:54:29 PM] leinaD: 'and descurd tries to frigth me btu i bet him'
[8:54:37 PM] leinaD: 'and im mre maguc thn twilat'
[8:54:44 PM] leinaD: 'bcuz i'm magc'
[8:54:47 PM] Madame: ok that inspired me
[8:54:52 PM] leinaD: no please
( psst I'm leinaD because that's my name backwards 0: )
I'm really sacred he's going to actually write that now
Someone help
Please

Comments

[DJ DASH3R]

I'll read it.

[Rayvinne]

Here, borrow the keys to my Orbital Grammar Cannon.

[wildberk]

There is no HOPE

[10000 B_C]

239352 Go get 'em, champ.
239386>>239805 'plz guise its' my ferst fic so go eesy k??'

[Rayvinne]

239970

Max Power Activated.

(By the way, you wrote Sacred, not scared)

[DJ DASH3R]

239970 now I just need a link

[10000 B_C]

240052 pls ist my firs blug post so go easy k???/
(also you can't edit blog posts for whatever reason)
240246 As soon as is physically possible.

[Rayvinne]

241013

That's no moon...that's a Grammar Cannon...

[10000 B_C]

241022 no pls i dun wanna di-
static.ddmcdn.com/gif/death-star-7.jpg
-e, oh wait I think I'm good now. Thank you, kind sir.

[DJ DASH3R]

241013 oke.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/sadness.gif

[Rayvinne]

241029 Take that, n00b! Er...um. I mean, you're welcome. It's my pleasure, really.