Q&A Round Eighteen - The Answers! · 1:59pm May 22nd, 2015

Only two people asked me questions this time. I guess most of you either weren't ready for another Q&A so soon after the last one, or you weren't even aware of the fact another one was taking place.

Oh well, answers ahoy nonetheless.

Ocean Stardust

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Probably to the same place as the good men, the gods, the streetwise Hercules, and the white knights with their firey steeds.

(Bonus points if you get the reference.)

HB_DS2013

1. Spike, how do you feel about being ignored most of the time?

Spike: The way I see it, me getting left behind is actually a good thing. Because while Twilight and the others are off saving the world, I get to stay at home... where I get to deal with plenty of mares who are concerned about the well-being of the 'abandoned baby dragon.'
(He puts on a pair of sunglasses and a gold chain, clicks his tongue, grins and then swaggers off.)

2. Will Geo (character) meet Sunset Shimmer?

Nope.

3. John, this is for you. Bacon or tacos?

John (without even thinking): Bacon. Without a doubt, bacon.

4. Fluttershy, are you uncomfortable with others eating meat?

Fluttershy: Not really, since Harry the bear is a carnivore. I just... tend not to be there when he's eating.

5. Applejack, what does haybacon taste like?

(Applejack spits a lumpy mess out of her mouth.)
Applejack: Crap.

6. Cadence, do you think that crystal berries are like lingonberries? Actually, have you heard of lingonberries?

Cadence: — crystal omelettes, crystal burgers, crystal crisps, crystal chocolate, crystal pancakes, crystal waffles... (She continues talking, oblivious to the question that was just asked of her.)

7. Princess Celestia, would you banish Flash Sentry to a cursed pizzeria filled with psychotic animatronics?

Celestia: 'Would' I, or 'could' I? You need to be a bit more specific.

8. Cadence, why are you so kind? Also, are you more of an archer or more of a swordsmare?

Cadence: ... crystal pasta, crystal apples, crystal chips, crystal cheese, crystal bacon, crystal lollipops...
(A nearby Crystal Guard is banging his head against a wall.)
Crystal Guard: WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED?!

9. Geo (character), why do ponies wear socks? Now that I think about it, why are ponies turned on by taking off their clothes... if they have any?

Geo: They wear socks because it keeps their hooves warm. They get turned on by taking them off because it's the closest thing to stripping a guy can get around here.
Twilight (yelling): I'm waiting!
Geo: Speaking of which... laters!
(He rushes upstairs with his tongue hanging out, leaving a trail of drool in his wake.)