A man robbed a grocery store on the shoulders of two vampires.
He was arrested for shoplifting on two counts.
I showed up to my exam half an hour early. I don't even know why. Now I'm bored stupid and surrounded by younger students. -_- stupid twelvies.
One day I look at my followers, and there's 68.
"Oh boy, only one more left."
Then next day... I look at my followers and there's 70.
I missed 69!
A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof*…
He disappeared without a tres.
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these are so terrible they're actually kinda genius...
Why was the banana so popular?
He had lots of appeal.
What do you call a short mexican?
A paragraph, because he's to short to be an essay