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A man robbed a grocery store on the shoulders of two vampires.
He was arrested for shoplifting on two counts.
I showed up to my exam half an hour early. I don't even know why. Now I'm bored stupid and surrounded by younger students. -_- stupid twelvies.
Mysterium_StangerusAdd me, my minions!
One day I look at my followers, and there's 68."Oh boy, only one more left."Then next day... I look at my followers and there's 70.I missed 69!
What do they mean?
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
why do i not like this joke i wonder
What did the beaver do to give himself a challenge?
He raised the stakes.
wow. i actually never heard that one before. I'm surprised by that.
why do i not like this joke i wonder
What did the beaver do to give himself a challenge?
He raised the stakes.
wow. i actually never heard that one before. I'm surprised by that.