A Short, yet Oddended, definition

Oddend the semi-sane, store owner that runs Oddend's Emporium: the greatest place to get magical, mystical, and multi-dimensional, nick-nacks, doodads thing-a-majigs and what-cha-ma-call-it...not the candy bars on the last two either...An Imp with bright red skin and a green pinstriped tailcoat that matches his pants, he wares no shoes for his feet are too big but he never seems to mind... he does not always have irises (only when concentrating or switching the direction he is looking) he got out of the royal Canterlotian prison 6 months ago for a crime that was not his fault (but he blamed himself for it)...he last deed while in prison was slathering his cell in mashed potatoes and writing a letter to the janitor...and then strolling threw the castle until he found Luna and Celestia and proceeded to cause at least two spit-takes...to which he joined in with, conjuring a glass for himself, taking a swig and outdoing the royal sisters spurts of liquid...he has been on a quest to find his catalog of magical items but is having plenty of trouble finding it, even if he has the means to teleport himself directly to its locaton, he thinks its the journey not the destination...so his search continues!