IT'S FOR REAL NOW! · 1:02am May 12th, 2015
GO READ IT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
Quickly go!
I'm not kidding please they'll kill me!
No... get away from me!
Arrrraaggh!
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
GO READ IT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
Quickly go!
I'm not kidding please they'll kill me!
No... get away from me!
Arrrraaggh!
I'M READING! IM READING!
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It's too late. My god.
It's fucking everywhere!
3063774 WHADYA MEAN?!
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"Sorry, this human is currently undergoing therapy due to a trauma induced psychosis. Please leave a message after the beep."
Beep!
3065078 Hello, this is Scarlet. I was wondering what you meant by that, and I see now. I will be arming myself with a machete and Sasha and I will avenge you. Have a good day!