Joke Break #1 · 5:29am May 8th, 2015

I am going to try to do a nightly blog telling a joke each night. Lets see how long it last.

The first joke takes place between a soldier with a harelip and store clerk with a hump on his back. Warning I can't really type in harelip so you will need to use your imagination on that part. Okay here goes.

*A soldier return after being stuck over seas for five years. By the bus station where he arrived there was a new convenient store located next door which he never seen before. So he walks over figuring he would check it out. So he walk to the store clerk.*
Soldier: Excuse me mister where can I find the candy bars?
Clerk: There first isle to your right.
*He goes grabs a candy bar and comes back.*
Soldier: Mister how much for the candy bar?
Clerk: That will be fifty cents.
Soldier: Oh hell that's to high.
*Goes and puts up the candy bar and returns*
Soldier: Mister where can I find the sodipop?
Clerk: They are in the freezer along the back well.
*He goes gets a Coke and returns to the Clerk*
Soldier: Mister how much for the sodipop?
Clerk: That will seventy-five cents.
Soldier: Oh hell that's way to high.
*He goes and returns the Sodipop and walks back.*
Soldier: Mister where can I find a box of crackers?
Clerk: Last isle on the left.
*The soldier goes and gets a box of crackers and returns.*
Soldier: Mister how much for the box of crackers?
Clerk: A dollar twenty-five.
Soldier: Oh hell that's way, way to high.
*soldier returns the box of crackers and then walk back to the clerk.*
Soldier: Mister I want to thank you for not making fun of the way I talk.
Clerk: Your welcome and thank you for not making fun of the hump on my back.
Soldier: Hump!? Damn I thought that was your ass, everything else in here's to high!