It's not like there's only three days left until the con and I decide to come up with a new product and now I'm attempting to mass-produce it by myself 
Silly, I don't do things like that! 
Not dead and stuff · 6:23pm May 2nd, 2015
I've kinda been Missing From The Internet for a while now, so I suppose I should try to quiet the rumours of my death. I'm alive guys! Feel free to spread the happy news in Skype and such if anyone is asking about me.
"Don't worry, Jade is just reading lots of Harry Potter fanfiction. It may or may not count as a sickness, but at least she's alive and happy. No, I don't know when she plans to grace us with her radiant presence again, I suppose we will just have to sacrifice another batch of double chocolate muffins and hope for the best."
If you have anything important to tell me, feel free to send me a PM here; I get a notification of it in my main e-mail, which my phone automatically checks for me every ten minutes (except during my sleeping hours). So it's guaranteed that I'll at least read the message.
Now if you'll excuse me, I do believe I have a Potions class to attend.
TL;DR: Jade's OCPD has focused itself on reading fanfics 24/7. Send a PM here if you need to contact the obsessed lady.
