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SoothingCoffee


Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.

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  • 464 weeks
    New best background pony!

    Her name is March Gustysnows, don'cha know? At least that's what Derpibooru says, ya. And she's my new favorite pony.

    0 comments · 407 views
  • 468 weeks
    Self-Insert and Wish Fulfillment

    I don't have much qualm for SI stories, nor do I think Self-Insert story is necessarily bad. Oh yes, most of them are, and that's the problem. Because when people write an SI story, they don't write a goddamn SI story. No, instead they wrote a fucking Wish Fulfillment story.

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    1 comments · 339 views
  • 469 weeks
    Just a tiny bit curious...

    Who's here following me for that Darkness fic I would probably never update, or for my other works?

    3 comments · 291 views
  • 472 weeks
    When Life gives you lemons...

    You crush it into bloody pulps, and fucking shove it into Life's fucking urethra.

    7 comments · 448 views
  • 473 weeks
    [Rant] Comparing shits to Nazis

    I'm going to keep this short since I doubt many a people will be reading this, but there's something that has been happening across the Internet since its creation, and recently, in my daily life.

    People comparing trivial stuffs to Nazis. To Hitler.

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    1 comments · 332 views
Apr
29th
2015

When Life gives you lemons... · 3:49pm Apr 29th, 2015

You crush it into bloody pulps, and fucking shove it into Life's fucking urethra.

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Comments ( 7 )

hey soothingcoffee i have a ideal for a new story you well make

3070413
O...kayyyyy. Might want to fix you wordings there, bud. I also don't do story commissions. You might have more luck in finding ones that do.

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And none of them are story commissions.

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