Apr
27th
2015
Happy Birthday to Me · 2:24am Apr 27th, 2015
Hurray for birthdays. Visited with parents. Was reminded that I am a failure as a person and can only survive because my folks are rich enough to loan me money. Went to the California State Railroad Museum. Saw many interesting things. Let everyone down because my weight kept forcing me to stop and catch my breath. My cat bit and sliced into my dad's hands when we tried to give my cat a flea bath.
I need another video. Please, give me one.
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“¡Get your hooves up, party’s starting out right now!”
“¡Everypony, everypony get down!”
“¡Time to make a wish, better make it right now!”
“¡It’s been an year and today is your birthdayparty!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthday!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthdayparty!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthday!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthdayparty!“
Yeesh. Can't blame ya for choosing that vid. What a day for you.o_O
Personally, I've always liked this one:
(Ignore the picture, it was used for a flash video I like. It is a birthday song, though)
there......
Birthdays probably aren't the best days to try to bathe a cat. ._.
Still, you'd think a birthday would be the one day your family wouldn't treat you like shit...
Hopefully this is audacious enough to be funny.
Aww sorry your birthday sucked. It's never a good idea to bathe a cat though so your dad can't blame you for that bite!
A few hours late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Look, will you stop beating up on yourself. You're a great author, who makes great and interesting story, and you write great blogpost. I for one don't think you're a failure, and i'm sure alot of people here feel the same.