new story-Billy Mays trys to find love-what I've got so far · 11:03pm Jul 14th, 2012
BILLY MAYS TRIES TO FIND LOVE
In the realm of Old Spice, Billy Mays was resting on his couch made of Zorbeez and it was fused together using Mighty putty, it was indeed, a remarkable couch, but enough about the couch, he was about to receive an unexpected visitor.
‘Knock Knock’
“Ugh” with a grunt Billy Mays lifted himself from the confines of his couch and trudged over to his front door. He grasped the door handle and opened the door he was immediately shoved aside by non other than… Barney Stinson, I know, legendary, anyway he strolled past Billy Mays into his kitchen, Billy Mays followed with his face cupped in his hands.
Barney rooted around in Billy Mays fridge for beer. His search was successful, he grabbed two Budweiser, the beer of gods and as Billy Mays walked into the kitchen he threw it at Billy Mays.
“ARG, WHAT THE FUCK” Shouted a groggy Billy Mays. He dodged the beer as it smashed against his kitchen.
“ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE OR SOMETHING?” Billy Mays shouted at Barney.
“Why didn’t you catch it?” Said a confused Barney Stinson. Billy Mays had look, which said ‘ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME’, Barney had been visiting Billy Mays for a while now and to be frank; Billy Mays was PREEEEEETY fucking annoyed, Barney forced him to go out with him to bars, night clubs, strip clubs, divorce counseling’s, you name it.
“YOU THREW. A BOTTLE. AT. ME.” Billy Mays said using his hands to express his point but Barney was completely oblivious to this and began to drag Billy Mays to his living room.
In Billy Mays living room
legit
beautiful
:D
Yes, continue on!