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Satin


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  • 613 weeks
    Something

    I haven't done a blog post in foreeeeeeeeeeeeeever!

    Well here we go, no news on anything. I pulled down B&B because I had no intention of doing it anymore. Sorry if you cared about it, I'll keep the characters around in other stories but it's dead.

    I figure I should post this in here, it's my tumblr!

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  • 618 weeks
    I smell sex and... victory?

    As much as my friends love to freaking joke me, I only have two collabs running. ONLY TWO!

    and I realize this is probably 2 more than they have going for them unless they are actually in the collab with me. This includes the one that's in both of them...

    wait what?

    CHANGE SUBJECTS!

    IT'S OFFICIALLY ALCOHOL DAY! HOOOOOOOOOO BUCKIN' RAY!

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  • 620 weeks
    *Cracks neck* Time to ruin smile smile smile!

    the lyrics have been transposed

    I got a babysitter for my shame and dignity

    I've pumped up the jams

    It's 106 miles to chicago

    we've got a full tank of gas

    half a pack of cigarettes

    it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

    hit it



    ...anyway, stuff time

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  • 621 weeks
    This isn't a blog post, it's a gif


    Worth it, amirite?

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  • 621 weeks
    Ewwww another Collab Satin? Are you bad?

    and should feel bad, but yes. A couple of friends of mine invited me to write another collab.

    Instead of taking the smart route and finishing what was already on my plate, I'm like NOPE I GOT THIS.

    We're already 2.4k words into the first chapter and I imagine these running to about 5-8k. So halfway there on a good day.

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Jul
14th
2012

I smell sex and... victory? · 1:52pm Jul 14th, 2012

As much as my friends love to freaking joke me, I only have two collabs running. ONLY TWO!

and I realize this is probably 2 more than they have going for them unless they are actually in the collab with me. This includes the one that's in both of them...

wait what?

CHANGE SUBJECTS!

IT'S OFFICIALLY ALCOHOL DAY! HOOOOOOOOOO BUCKIN' RAY!

still won't start drinking till about 2 pm, and then imma just freaking write everything forever.
EVERYTHING
FOREVER

I should probably pass the fuck out before I can't.

lets do that stuff that you love so much:

Just go look up Sex and Candy, I can't be bothered D:

39. Rob's semen is basically every healing item in any game, it heals all wounds. Blind? No prob for Rob's magical snake oil, apply a load directly to the face and wham! Sight! and shame!

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Comments ( 1 )

I've just got up.

It is pretty much two.

Whelp, time for a drink and a gold ol' fap!

Maybe cure a lepper while I'm at it...

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