Q&A Round Seventeen - The Answers! · 9:33pm Apr 1st, 2015
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Bryan Luna
I just have one question really and it's for Prince Geo and Princess Twilight. What to the two of you think about the practice of herding?
Geo (putting a hand to his chin): Herding, huh? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought — but if it was to be a thing, it wouldn't work.
Twilight: Why not?
Geo (grinning): All the best mares are taken already. (He starts counting on his fingers.) Rarity, Dash, Fluttershy, Cadence, Celestia, Luna, Fleur de Lis—
Twilight (interrupting): I think someone just earned himself a night on the couch. So much for me being 'all you ever need.'
Geo: God damn it.
HB_DS2013
1. Have you eaten haggis?
I never have, and I never will.
I know, I know — a Scotsman who hates haggis. Scratch one stereotype.
2. What does haggis taste like?
This question is invalid now, so this answer will now termin—
3. How are you and Twilight doing?
Geo: We're doing all right, except for the few occasions when I fuck things up. Still, I love my dear Twilight so very, very mu—
Twilight: You're still sleeping on the couch.
Geo: Bollocks.
4. Sure is lonely up in the Crystal Empire... are there types of crystal ponies as well?
Twilight: Crystal unicorns are rare in the Empire, as King Sombra saw them as a threat to his throne and had most of them killed. As for Crystal pegasi... well, many of them served as Sombra's guards during the dark days. They were able to use their flight to spy on the Crystal Ponies, and thus weed out any 'potential troublemakers.' Sombra used horrifying levels of dark magic on them to gain their loyalty, and only now are they getting the treatment they need to remove all traces of it.
5. Spears or scythes?
Scythes. They're kinda like a spear, except you can cut up a load of assholes at once.
6. Axes or swords?
Swords. I always use them in games, so I'd probably use them IRL as well.
Skye787
Author Geo: How have you been?
I have been well, thank you for asking. My new job is occupying most of my time, but at least I'll have some money for a change!
Author Geo: Whats your favorite story on this site so far?
Uhh... I'd like to exercise my right to not answer a question, and move on as quickly as possible.
Author Geo: If you could change one thing about your writing what would it be?
The grammar in some of my earlier work really needs some improvement.
Author Geo: Dude... Favorite soda... What is it?
Irn Bru, without a doubt.
Hell, I like it so much, I refer to myself as 'Prince Brublood.' I even made an Irn Bru OC.
Author Geo: Would you really go to Equis if given the chance?
In a heartbeat.
For reasons that I don't really understand. The rest of the five are directed to the characters of the story.
Geo: Things aren't that awkward with Twilights parents are they?
Geo: I don't want to talk about it right now. I know I've fucked up - literally - and I can only hope that I can put things right... somehow.
John: Ever think of putting those super spy skills to work for the guard? Come on guy. Be their blue spy.
(John and Applejack are sitting on their bed.)
John: BLU Spy, eh?
(He grins and rushes into his wardrobe. Applejack raises an eyebrow questioningly at the sounds of crashing coming from within.)
Applejack: Uh, sugarcube? What in tarnation are ya do— (The cupboard opens and John steps out, Applejack gasping at his appearance. She eventually cracks up and falls over laughing.)
Ace: Ever wonder if their was a parallel universe that had super evil versions of you and your friends?
Ace: The possibility is there, but I don't see myself actively seeking them out. With all the technology I have at my disposal, I shudder to think of me using it in a nefarious way.
Geo: Not to mention the fact that the very idea of you as the villain is laughable.
Ace: That too.
Pinkie: How much wood did that woodchuck chuck wood?
Pinkie: I was going to ask him, but Fluttershy told me he was taking the day off for his birthday. So I decided to throw him a super-splendiferous party instead!
Fluttershy: And by 'super-splendiferous,' she means 'loud.' The poor woodchuck is still hiding somewhere...
Princess Celestia: Praise the sun?
Celestia: Praise it all you want, just make sure not to look directly into it. (She smiles.)
The Accursed/Foolish One
1) If you could live on Mercury for a day, what would you do?
Feel incredibly lonely and pine for Earth.
2) Why did the Scootaloo cross the road?
Surely because she was following the chicken?
3) Did Flash Sentry steal your waifu again?
For the millionth time, I don't hate Flash Sentry because he 'stole Twilight.' I hate him because he is a useless, one-dimensional character with little to no real merit.
4) Do you unconditionally hate all people named Brad?
I don't know anyone named Brad.
5) When a pancake lands on its side after you flip it, what happens?
I eat it.
7) Does a butterfly flapping its wings in Japan cause an earthquake in California?
No, it just causes you to ask me silly questions. 
8) Did you notice I skipped 6?
Not this time.
9) Has senpai noticed you?
No... not that I care about him, of course.
10) Have you ever used your trusty frying pan as a drying pan?
Only once. I ended up having scrambled socks for breakfast.
11) Do you like shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear?
Me? Wear shorts? With these legs? 
GeorgeFleurParty
(I don't know if I am late on this or not. By the way these are all directed towards your character Geo and or anyone else in the story.)
1. What makes Irn Bru so amazing? Is it like Coca Cola is to an American such as myself? Does it make you ascend to rapture and become some almighty eagle god, because it sounds pretty great.
Geo: I can't really describe the taste of it, to be honest. All I know is that it's (he puts on a Scottish accent) made in Scotland, from girders.
2. What would you and Twilight do if Pinkie got a hold of Irn Bru? Any post-apocalyptic survival plans perhaps?
Twilight: Protocols are in place for the evacuation of every habited place within a hundred miles of Ponyville. We would then contact Geo's former government back on Earth, and ask to borrow one of their nuclear weapons...
3. Twilight, if you woke up one day and literally everything was the opposite what would you take advantage of, and how would you try to fix it?
Twilight: 'Everything was the opposite?' Hmm... I'd probably see what being with a female Geo would be like, and then conduct experiments into how everypony in town was reacting to being the opposite sex.
4. Geo, has Twilight ever tried the "Want it, need it" spell on you before in bed *Subliminal awkward winky face* ... or do you even know what that is? Oops.
Geo: She doesn't need to use that shit on me, mate, because she's already all I want or need.
Twilight: Aww... (Pause.) Still no bed for you tonight.
(She giggles adorably, while Geo starts spewing out curse words.)
5. Twilight, would Geo be ok if you are my waifu. You're are just too adorkable.
Geo: I'm fine with you thinking she's cute — but try and take her from me and I (his voice suddenly changes) sware on me mum that I'll rek u, bruv, innit?
That's all for this round, stay tuned for more.
Also, I should point out that the image of the BLU Spy was found here, and then edited by me.
Well my curiosity has been quenched. Thanks G.
Whoops! Looks like I unintentionally caused a bit of marital discord.
Oh well funny stuff. 
On a side note I found Fleur to be rather shallow, but I do agree about the other mares though.
I never said "Do you hate Flash Sentry because he stole your waifu?" I said "Did Flash Sentry steal your waifu again?"
That explains why there aren't any crystal unicorns or pegasi. So happens that one of my OC's is either a unicorn descended from crystal ponies or a bona fide crystal unicorn with pyromania. I can't wait to write a fic about that!