Jul
11th
2012
I don't really have an excuse... · 3:26am Jul 11th, 2012
Yeah... I said I would start writing the next chapter to The Wings of a Nation and then -actually- go into detail on the witch lady... but I got lazy and ate popcorn while staring at my computer screen.
I am willing to take your punishment, but while you're savagely beating me... how about reading my new story: The Burden of an Honorable Stallion I NEED COMMENTS OR ELSE I WILL ASPLODE!
DO YOUR WORST PEOPLE! DO YOUR WORST.
(But please be gentle.)
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Zong The Nefarious · 534 views
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Btw thanks for the watch n stuff.
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And you're welcome. I'm in love with your knight story, "Tale of Gaius Nine Fingers".
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THAT'S NOT GENTLE! THAT'S NOT GENTLE AT ALL!
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Thanks :D, So, what chapter are you on?
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Chapter three, trying my best to read up more on it. x.x
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Awww, you haven't even met the bad guy yet D:
Sjogras hugs Zong forgivingly and whispers into his ear, "Don't be mad, but I hate The Burden of an Honorable Stallion. So I won't comment on it, though I gave it a thumbs up for effort." There's a brief pause before Sjogras states, "You smell like strawberries."
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I might smell like fruity delights... but now I feel dirty.
Also, mind telling me why you hated it? Was it just not your thing or...?
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The bad guy is secretly Gaius' kite-shield, seeking revenge for him abandoning it -ENTIRE STORY RUINED-
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Be prepared for unforeseen plot devices
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Sjogras slowly massages now naked back, using plently of olive oil. Sjogras goes on to say, "Well yeah, it really just wasn't my cup of tea. If it was I would love it."
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... With my clothes...
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"I ate them after rubbing them on my body, why?"
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"BLACKTOOTH! REMEDY THIS SITUATION!"
Upon my plea for help, Blacktooh burst through the nearest window, followed by a fiery explosion. He immediately shoots you with a crossbow bolt, picks up your body and throws it out the window and into the fiery abyss below.
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Sjogras is quickly downloaded into the Geth unit that was hiding under the nearby king bed. Sjogras then crawls out from under the bed with a Geth Pulse Rifle, and quickly unloads entire clip into Blacktooth. Sjogras, with a seductive smile, says "There's no brakes."
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"I've ah'd worse..." Blacktooth mutters, scratching one of the scorch marks on his fur. "N' yah be right, there ain't be no brakes." HE THEN PROCEEDS TO SAVAGELY BEAT YOU AND ALL OTHER GETH. Blacktooh wins, end of story!
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Geth dropship crashes directly into room, Geth Shock Troopers then proceed to pour out in hundreds. They literally piled themselves into it. Surrounding and blasting Blacktooth TO THE POINT HE WAS A PILE OF ASH, they then close in on Zong.
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But then Zong used his admin powers to make it as if the Geth never arrived at-all.
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well i like the story so you're free to make your excuses and blah blah blah. btw I don't do gentle
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