Who around here speaks Welsh?

Like, natively.

I give you two guesses as to why I would want to contact a native Welsh speaker. :B

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[Professor Plum]

I spent a year in Wales, but that's about it.

Fun fact: I lived at Ffordd Ffriddoedd

[Trick Question]

My first guess: you intend to Welsh out on a bet.

I have no second guess.

[FanOfMostEverything]

My first guess is that you want to learn more about a language that descends from Elvish. (This, of course, is why it sounds so beautiful and transcribes so strangely.)

My second guess is that you're looking for interesting words to use as character or place names.

[archonix]

First guess: you want to insult the welsh.
Second guess: you want to insult the English in Welsh.

There are no other reasons for learning welsh.

[BronyWriter]

I think I might have a bit of Welsh ancestry. Definitely English, Irish and Scottish. As for my guesses...

1. Google translate is just... the worst.
2. You're making it your goal to bring MLP fanfiction to Wales, so you're translating every single story on this site into Welsh.

[Loganberry]

Nope. I used to be semi-fluent at a schoolboy level (enough to carry on a conversation) as I put some effort into learning when I lived in Liverpool, but that's gone by the board now. I've retained just enough to get irritated when people horribly misuse it, on a similar level to when people have Luna say things like "My sister telleth thou". :P

First guess = second guess = not a clue. :P

[Admiral Biscuit]

My guess would be that you were planning on visiting Wales.

You might try asking is_welsh.

[PresentPerfect]

This is fun. :V Keep guessing, you sillypantses!

[KitsuneRisu]

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Duh. Your mail-a-bride finally got in, and you're having a hell of a time trying to get her to do your dishes.

[MSPiper]

1: You think the idea of Translation Convention is a blight upon the world, and have embarked upon a crusade to render every story on this site into its proper tongues.

2: You've always yearned for a chance to speak with the behemoths of the deep.

[Ether Echoes]

I can pretend to talk tidy, but that's about it.

[BlazzingInferno]

The first guess doesn't count, right?

[Waterpear]

Guess 1: You hate vowels.
Guess 2: You hate everything, including yourself.

[The Ponytrician]

You've developed a crush on Fflur Dafydd, and wish to read her works and listen to her songs in the original Welsh, before attempting to pursue her romantically?

[Soundslikeponies]

I speak Well-ish.

... Sorry, I'm not of much help. I just wanted to make a pun.

[Cynewulf]

you obviously have a ginger with a decent beard to seduce

[nemryn]

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Pfft, come on, there's no way that's a real place. Nice try.

Edit: WAIT WHAT