Questions Because Why Not?

Sorri if I made any mistakes. I just didn't bother to edit it.

Here are some facts about me.

1. What's your name?
-Spade. Can't you fucking read.
2. How old are you?
-Old Enough to fuck your mom AYOOO
3. What country do you live in?
-'MURICA! FUCK YEAH!
4. What do you look like?
-Sexy
5. What do you wish you looked like?
-Shouldn't the question be "who wishes to look like me?
6. How did you come across MLP?
-Okay long story. Back then I played an online game called ROBLOX, as a lot of people probably have. One day I was scrolling through the games and came across a game called "Rainbow Factory RP with Cupcakes." RP games on Roblox sucked, but what caught my attention was the thumbnail. It was a pic of Bronydanceparty and Wooden Toaster's OC Glaze(I didn't know who they were then. I thought they were canon characters for a long time.) standing in front of what I assumed was an injured or dead pony (it was viewed from that perspective) with H8_Seed standing in the background, looking depressed.
Bronydanceparty's OC was covered in blood while Glaze was smiling widely down at you. I thought I could give it a try since it caught my interest really well. It was tagged DARK so I played it, of course. It had all the characters and then some, and you could play as them. I was fascinated by the horses for some reason, but I had no idea what the fuck The Rainbow Factory was. So, like a dumbass, I searched it. No Ragrets. Anyways, I came across Bronydanceparty's video and was all into it. It was so dark and creepy I became a brony (or pegasister) right that instant. Still am today. First outta all my buds to become one then infected those bitches with my disease.
7. Favorite ship and why?
-Canon characters would be Vinyl and Octavia. Octavia IS best horse after all. Non-canon? Hurricane and Trock.
8. Least favorite ship?
-Anything shipped with Spike. And Opal. And SpikeXOpal.
9. Have you ever admitted to someone that you loved ponies?
-Lol no
10. Were they family?
-Fuck no.
11. Favorite Episode?
-The Best Night Ever.
12. Favorite Superhero?
-Kyle Carpenter
13. Favorite Anti-Hero?
-Probably Etrigan
14. Favorite Supervillain?
-Harley Quinn biatch.
15. Favorite Anti-Villain?
-Megamind brah.
16. Last book you read?
-Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons
17. Last movie you watched?
-The Wedding Singer
18. Favorite song at the moment?
-Serpentine by Disturbed
19. Favorite song you keep coming back to?
-The Unforgiven pt. III by Metallica
20. Current Job?
-Your mom.
21. Ideal Future Job?
-Probably a Sailor or Soldier. Depends.
22. Dream Job?
-Teachurr
23. Greatest Achievement?
-1st place Mario Kart on Rainbow Road.
24. Greatest Failure?
-Let's not talk about that.
25. Pets?
-My asshole Rhodesian Ridgeback Pitbull Boxer Mutt assbitch mix Savannah. Love that fucker to death tho.
26. Dream Pet?
-A Husky brah.
27. Owned weapons?
-30 Aut-6, large deer-gutting handknife, dulled dagger, and enough pocketknives to take down a fucking T-Rex.
28. Any gun you want?
-Ones on my arms because DAYUM I'm outta shape.
29. Religion?
-Idk depends on how much weed I smoke.
30. If you could hang out with one historical figure for a whole day, who would it be?
-Elvis brah.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead for a day, who would it be?
-My uncle Daniel who was the only reason we kept visiting, the only reason my Aunt didn't snap, the only reason we never cried.
32. Are you political?
-Not really. Politics only made the "Land of the Free" no longer free by banning gay marriage (imagine some randonlm fat dude in a suit that you don't even know marching up to your wedding and declaring your wedding illegal because he thinks it's gross and all of a sudden you're thrown out of the state for it)making students pay thousands for college, outlawing abortion, must I go on?
33. Are you married?
-Lol no
34. Special Somepony?
-Lol no
35. Crush?
-Lol n-well...
36. Care to explain?
-Pls no
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
-Fuck yeah.
38. If you could hang with any living person, who would it be?
-Ellen Degeneres or however you spell it.
39. Favorite Pony?
-Octavia brah
40. Embarassing Secrets?
-I'm horribly terrified of pool filters and spiders.
41. The art or writing you're most proud of?
-I drew a weird ass but awesome zombie for a trade.
42. You a virgin?
-You're asking that on a website full of Bronies. BRONIES. I'm just kidding Bronies it was a joke please don't hate me.
43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?
-Snuck out to do crazy shit.
44. Craziest thing you've done with regrets?
-No Ragrets.
45. Fetish?
-Hardcore BDSM. When I say hardcore I mean it.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
-Yep. No one knew that until I just released it publicly.
47. Favorite Fim stories?
-Long Story Short, Things Went Down by Aragon
48. Favorite Quote?
-"Someday somebody's gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye. Until then, baby, are you gonna let them hold you down and make you cry? Don't you know? Things will change? Things will go your way, if you hold on. Hold on for one more day." -Wilson Phillips. Don't lie you sang that in your head.
49. Ever hurt someone just to hurt them?
-Yes.
50. Did you honestly answer these questions?
-What is this, Law and Order?